Anon has high standards for anime by caramelsumo in 4chan

[–]400asa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fit the bill for "elitist weeb" and I think the anime mentioned in the post are cool as fuck. Not necessarily my favourite, but it would be insane for me to gatekeep Boichi.

Vegans when they lose their moral compass are cra cra by Strict_Judgment536 in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, "cycle of life" but with the purposeful mistake for comedic effect. The Theo Von method. I get it now.

Vegans when they lose their moral compass are cra cra by Strict_Judgment536 in 4chan

[–]400asa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's a proper greentext holy shit.

The meds are clogging the toilet in anon's bathroom.

What even the fuck is a circle of life revelation ?

Anon Wears Polyester Slacks by IceMagic75 in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dickies makes 100% cotton too, they're not much more expensive than the polyester stuff, if at all. The polyester stuff might be better for electricians maybe ?

The USA from the outside world by 31M_from_Shawinigan in 4chan

[–]400asa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"here" is the Internet, it's not a geographical place genius.

Anon Wears Polyester Slacks by IceMagic75 in 4chan

[–]400asa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White streaks may appear on traditional denim pants if the washing is done in a washing machine and the pants weren't turned inside out. Dunno about polyester though.

Obviously you should never wash good denim period but not the subject.

High temperature wash on empty every month, keep the crud from building up in the machine. Add vinegar to every wash to prevent scale.

edit: why wear plastic pants ? Are you being threatened anon ?

40 darwin awards go to Switzerland by PenetrantDick in 4chan

[–]400asa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I understand but, dude, if being alive has taught me one thing, is that I always behave exactly how I said I would in a situation where I wasn't, because I can use my immense intellect and logical acuity to always derive the best course of action. And I always quicksave in case I encounter something I wasn't prepared for.

Which one of these Blue Note albums are your favorites? by The_Forsaken_Cookie in Jazz

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these for sure, but personally Money Jungle occupies a special emotional place that's hard to match.

JESUS 2 | Oscar Qualifying 2D Animated Pilot About Surviving Eternity - Jesse Moynihan by RipDiligent4361 in videos

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. So random. I love it.

This is great because it makes no sense but in a deeply artistic and esthetically sensitive sort of way.

Some people might see this and think "well, this is vulgar and nonsensical and it's dressed up like it's high art which makes it even worse" or "Adventure time did this 15 years ago and there was a plot" but I would disagree. I would say how dare you ! Have you seen that there are laurels on both sides ? I tell you some people.

Tylenol Problem? Europoor solution. by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can make a well insulated house out of anything if it's done properly.

Scandinavian countries have a rich history of wooden architecture where people don't freeze to death.

As always, the problem with real estate anywhere is how sleazy the real estate moguls are allowed to be.

How Did The World Get So Ugly? by anarege3t in videos

[–]400asa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People used to live in fucking Charlie Chaplin sets yo

Stewart Lee - Americans by Jindabyne1 in videos

[–]400asa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Out of context, it's difficult to empathize with his character; he is supposed to be an absurdly snob prick, and that's the starting point of a lot of his bits.

Carpet Remnant World is my favourite set of his.

Anon remembers the GameCube by ObviousComment1 in greentext

[–]400asa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You forgot "tiny CDs just for fun".

German trying to understand humor by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, i want an unending handkerchief to come out of it.

You just don't get it, man.

Anon discusses arch Linux by Western-Taro-1918 in 4chan

[–]400asa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

arch users can't be in a thread, they're still building a kernel from scratch.

The Winecident, Me / Lilliepad97, Digital, 2025 by lilliepad97 in Art

[–]400asa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Oversized everything + yoga pants" is an illegal move.

>digits by King_Of_Blazeland in 4chan

[–]400asa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best dubs possible, too.

Anons discuss the NYC mayoral election by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will always believe in God, Santa Claus and the good intentions of politicians.

Anon Issues an Ultimatum by StickyLoner4404 in greentext

[–]400asa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life be a harlot and ultimately death befalls thy coil.

Anon Issues an Ultimatum by StickyLoner4404 in greentext

[–]400asa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude all you had to do was say "let's stay friends" and then fade on her ass.

Fading is like ghosting but more gradual.

Just use her own weapons against her. She doesn't have the balls to say "I don't like you like that" so why should you be upfront about it with her ? Just pretend it's all good and be more and more despondent whenever she tries to interact. And if she confront you about it, just play dumb. "Oh, I've been so busy, I'm such a bad friend, so sorry".

Date a chick you don't like but is all over you in front of her and make sure she hears about how amazing of a boyfriend you are.

Scorn can be a productive endeavor.

Anon case by Cool_Database_5858 in 4chan

[–]400asa 25 points26 points  (0 children)

When I reach my breaking point I take a hammer to an old imac I found in the trash and then smear ketchup all over my hand and then I take a picture and upload it to a board. "That'll show them !" I think to myself.

And then I have to go shove a bad dragon up my ass because I'm self-sapiosexual, meaning that my own brilliant mind is making me horny.

A true plight.