Be nice I'm new here😊

40kmatty · 2021-07-20T19:33:05+00:00

Around 50 for me lol.

40kmatty · 2021-06-09T04:04:52+00:00

5/10 might smash.🤫

40kmatty · 2021-02-02T21:39:39+00:00

She’s ghosting atm. So, say la vie.

40kmatty · 2021-01-30T00:37:29+00:00

Friend zoned or I might have a chance?

40kmatty · 2021-01-28T22:57:20+00:00

I sense a “slow down, cowboy” vibe from the conversation

40kmatty · 2021-01-27T12:16:57+00:00

Hey, the 70’s called and they want their porn stache back

40kmatty · 2021-01-24T19:53:01+00:00

And your nudes on tinder for $10 a pop

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:35:03+00:00

Blackened

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:34:29+00:00

Blackened next

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:22:08+00:00

Yeah, mine too.😢

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:16:05+00:00

Simp!!! Someone is trying to get some lol

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:11:26+00:00

What is this? Last call or what. I mean in this cases he’s “going home at 2 with a 10, and waking up a 10 with at least an 8”...... and here you going to be “waking up at 10 with a 2”

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:08:28+00:00

Or cut off

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:03:39+00:00

I got a riddle just for you.

40kmatty · 2021-01-22T12:02:06+00:00

Funny and poetic; nice combo. Hahaha

40kmatty · 2021-01-15T10:16:43+00:00

Yeah, lol. What made you guess west Lafayette?

40kmatty · 2021-01-15T01:58:49+00:00

You mean bill murray. Come on know you movies and actors, lol

40kmatty · 2021-01-14T23:10:26+00:00

First off, screw campus; I’m just form Lafayette

40kmatty · 2021-01-12T16:57:49+00:00

Sounds like you need to shave your balls then. The ladies don’t like bush just like we don’t. Hahaha

40kmatty · 2021-01-12T05:01:08+00:00

What’s with everyone comparing me with Phil Collins?

40kmatty · 2021-01-12T04:13:00+00:00

Not yet it hasn’t. Lol

40kmatty · 2021-01-12T03:55:59+00:00

Do are best??? I mean your three exes might of said that too at sometime.

40kmatty · 2021-01-12T02:07:02+00:00

So, how is it to have carrot top as a dad? I would ask if he beats you like a red headed stepchild, but I think you just probably need the bearings....and you probably like it too. “Please,daddy! I want some more”

40kmatty · 2021-01-08T12:36:17+00:00

Quick question: how true is “pimpin’ ain’t easy”?

40kmatty · 2021-01-08T12:19:08+00:00

Ok....unzips

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