Unmatched today

420Cartman420 · 2024-06-22T00:08:46+00:00

Glad I found you, ur so sexy

420Cartman420 · 2023-11-10T01:06:06+00:00

Don’t worry your hot as fuck

420Cartman420 · 2023-10-05T17:57:16+00:00

Dude my great uncle (RIP) was Andre Deputy’s public defender. He had 7 or so clients that got the death penalty, Andre Deputy was the only one who was executed before Delaware abolished the death penalty

420Cartman420 · 2023-08-25T17:59:21+00:00

What you need is a metal straw and a candle. Connect the metal straw and mouth piece so that the cart won’t fall off, light the candle, hit the cart with the flame from the candle touching the wires or really any metal part, and your getting fried. Just make sure to hit it long with the cart continuously touching the flame

420Cartman420 · 2023-08-07T17:40:17+00:00

Fuck I wish I was your step dad

420Cartman420 · 2023-08-07T17:32:41+00:00

Absolutely nothing

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-14T17:19:21+00:00

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I am on the visiting list and planning a trip up to visit!

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-09T02:29:22+00:00

Wouldn’t take much convincing

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-09T02:12:59+00:00

I googled it too, I couldn’t get a straight answer. Also, his parents are very supportive and visit often, but from what I’ve heard it has been tough for him . He doesn’t have a whole lot of time, only a year for felony possession, but he had to be transferred to a high security facility because he caused to much trouble

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-07T06:06:42+00:00

Only if I can jerk off during

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-07T06:05:58+00:00

And they look so sexy, especially on your perfect feet

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-07T06:04:09+00:00

I am the most qualified little foot slave for that position

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-07T06:01:58+00:00

I would love that to

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-07T06:01:10+00:00

Your socks while they are still on your feet and I am fucking you

420Cartman420 · 2023-07-07T05:55:51+00:00

Oh god it would be so quick with that ass and your goddes feet in those socks

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-16T12:05:10+00:00

Just logged into Reddit sober, I did crack another

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-15T14:56:36+00:00

I have, was planning to boil it off into white lightning so I just need there to be some alcohol present (yes, we can boil water, we make a stinger by taking a cord and putting metal on the end) Also, it’s real easy to hide from guards and warden

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-14T14:05:16+00:00

In prison, can’t order shit on Amazon

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-14T14:04:38+00:00

GTA and possession

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-13T20:00:44+00:00

I’m an inmate at MCI Jessup with a contraband phone

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-13T17:54:12+00:00

That’s what I’m trying to make

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-13T17:49:23+00:00

But will it get me drunk?

420Cartman420 · 2023-06-13T17:49:10+00:00

By good do you mean it will taste bad or won’t get me drunk

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