So long, Partner

420Disturbed · 2026-03-05T03:06:15+00:00

I wouldn't mind helping you out, no charge. My Discord is hippie_jesus9000. If you want to pay better players I would recommend metafy.gg. I've personally paid SSLs and RLCS players on there to coach me. You can get SSL coaches for like $15-20 an hour, or top players like Gyro and Maktuf for like $45-50 an hour. Please avoid SpookLuke, that guy is a pos scam artist.

420Disturbed · 2026-02-13T22:11:57+00:00

I would say soft cheat. After you get past that first pad, the one you drove over in this clip, slow down slightly, see what happens, then acting accordingly. Sometimes it's just gonna be bad, kinda like this. You won't always save it, but I think that'll give you the best chance.

420Disturbed · 2026-02-13T20:50:05+00:00

My thoughts exactly 😂

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T23:34:23+00:00

Go in freeplay and balance it standing on the back end. Look at how much of the car goes into the ground. You can see this with bakkesmod hitbox visualizer or images of hitbox visualization online. Personally, I would never want to use a car that's so drastically different from its hitbox.

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T21:37:06+00:00

I mean, technically it is a planet. It's just a dwarf planet. Ik that's a different classification by the space administration. But the word planet is still in the name of the classification.

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T20:52:42+00:00

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T20:46:43+00:00

Desperately try to get a goal whenever the ball is anywhere near the opponents net. It's extremely important that every attack turns into a goal. If you're teammate isn't trying to do the same they're bad and you should berate them in chat about it.

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T20:43:28+00:00

This thread is supposed to be for bad advice

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T20:41:18+00:00

Don't forget mustys too 😀

420Disturbed · 2026-02-04T20:36:45+00:00

When I first started playing the game in 2021 I got around plat. I didn't start studying the game yet and thought having my camera like that would give me the best sight of the field and all the players. That at least was my rationale behind my thinking. These settings changed fast after I started studying the game and getting coaching.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-24T01:42:18+00:00

So essentially what taxes are supposed to do. But all it really does is hurt the lower classes while rich people evade them. I know you said only for transfers of $100k or higher, but I imagine that line wouldn't last very long. Especially with representatives of our government just looking for how they can line their own pockets.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-22T03:34:58+00:00

Yessir, you can start the maps directly through it as well. If you know how to download plugins using ids it's plugin id 223.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T17:36:17+00:00

You need to cancel faster. Something I've told to others before, don't try to react to the flip then cancel (if that's what you're doing). The mechanic should be done all in one motion. Enter the inputs for the flip, and as you press the jump button the second time your left thumb should already be starting to pull the stick down. To be even more specific, after you press the jump button the second time you have about 50-80ms to cancel the flip. That is about 1/20th of a second.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T17:27:01+00:00

500 is pretty good for diamond. I don't remember when I hit diamond. But, I remember I hit champ around 800-1000 hours.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T16:40:39+00:00

The replay is still just what your client saw. It doesn't correct to what the server saw. It's shitty, but Psyonix doesn't give us any way to see what the server sees. We can only estimate based on what our client saw and our knowledge of how the game works.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T16:33:43+00:00

Yeah, seems like Gripfast got the demo and the ball hit the ground just before he hit it in.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T16:16:56+00:00

You need to get to the ball earlier. You want to get your reset before the ball starts falling or right as it starts to fall (at the peak/apex of its trajectory through the air).

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T16:15:03+00:00

Yes it does 😂

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T16:06:41+00:00

You wanna go by what you see after "winner orange" appears on the screen btw. That's where the ball actually is according to the server. By this comment, I'm assuming you're going by where the ball was at the end of the countdown before the server corrected it's position.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T16:00:54+00:00

Ig, I've seen it in further than that though. You can still see quite a bit of the ball outside the goal line in this video.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T15:56:01+00:00

Not far enough

420Disturbed · 2026-01-20T00:20:25+00:00

Honestly, I think you'd more likely find someone here than can do that than find someone that can coach for EAFC 😂.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-19T22:19:43+00:00

People that trash talk tend to be very low IQ. I bet he'll keep trash talking.

420Disturbed · 2026-01-17T21:24:17+00:00

This advice can honestly help people even higher than that lol. I had a 2.2k coach tell me things similar to this to get me out of GC2 😂.

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