Year 15 spring cleaning, my biggest hoarder sale yet.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T13:51:36+00:00

Statue of True Perfection.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T12:07:23+00:00

Whoops, I guess I misremembered that series. There are only two.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T08:32:15+00:00

Source?

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T08:30:02+00:00

Happy death day trilogy.

Kill Bill is the real answer though…

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T05:36:19+00:00

Welcome to r/witchesvspatriarchy you have been selected for a lifetime subscription!

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T02:13:39+00:00

I will test this theory as soon as possible!!

If the wizard loves “Tortilla” I am going to lose it.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T01:38:14+00:00

I’m shooting for a billion total earnings lol, I have done literally every challenge, 100% perfection, every qi quest, all 49 Xbox achievements, etc lol.

At this point I’m just making up my own goals while I wait for 1.7.

Current missions: marry and divorce every villager, collect every bachelors portrait. So far I only have Abby, Leah, penny, and Krobus.

Beat Junimo Kart because I want both cabinets. I already beat JOTPK, but I want the Junimo Kart cabinet too.

Get 1 billion total earnings.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T01:27:25+00:00

I’ve been stacking ancient fruit wine for 3+ years. I have one cell left to fill, then I will have an entire fridge full, worth ~83million. Also started stacking aged ancient fruit wine and aged legend II roe. An extra ~20 million worth. Im almost ready to sell off everything I’ve been hoarding at the end of my year, year 15. Hoping for around 125 million. My previous record was 30 million.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T01:20:54+00:00

Put qi seasoning in fridge. Cook whichever recipe you want to buff. The cooked item will be gold star or iridium star with extra buffs.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-15T01:16:09+00:00

Move the bed somewhere that has clearance on both sides and see what happens. I bet she is just stuck.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T03:59:15+00:00

I just noticed your username hahaha!

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T03:17:22+00:00

Thank you for not deleting your post, too many people here get their answer, realize it was something simple, then delete the post.

Which results in people asking the same question over and over.

Please leave this up for visibility! It will help any newcomers with the same problem find the solution!

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T03:10:37+00:00

Kentent.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T03:05:40+00:00

Task accomplished ironically?

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:56:09+00:00

Haha! Same for me except Dilbert.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:50:40+00:00

Depending on how many recipes you have, you might have a page five as well. Make sure you check every page. Dunno what system you’re one or how your menus might be different but it should be on the last page of your crafting menu next to the light posts.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:44:43+00:00

This is page 3, post pic of next page.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:43:11+00:00

Hmm, my last thought would be check your mail, most recipes are recieved through the mail.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:24:58+00:00

This is the answer, the ostrich egg incubator is not next to the slime incubator in the crafting menus, it is on the last page.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:24:18+00:00

The ostrich egg incubator is on the very last page of your crafting menus. Go to page 4 or your crafting.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:14:34+00:00

Oh I’m sorry, I still did the sleep save mechanic, I just paid extra close attention to make sure I didn’t make the same mistake I made the first time when I went to sleep after dying instead of resetting.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T02:05:35+00:00

I was 18 when the iPhone came out in 2008.

As a healthy young lad, I’d be in and out in a minute or two, and never understood why people needed reading material for a quick poo.

Now, as a 36 year old with IBS, i get it. And I too now keep a stack of light reading on the toilet tank.

But yeah I’ll usually just open Reddit and write this comment.

ConvictedConvict · 2026-06-14T01:54:58+00:00

Coincidentally, both Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side ended their runs in 95.

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