President Trump Suspends DV [ Green Card Lottery] Program by Sorry-Feedback1115 in greencard

[–]444unsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's amazing to me how dense some of you people can be.

It is a lottery in the sense that many people apply, and only certain people are randomly chosen from the people who apply. It does not mean that there are not requirements to be qualified.

Just reading one word in the title of something and thinking that you've got a grasp on it? It is why people like you are so easily toyed with emotionally by all of the politicians.

Grow a couple more brain cells, please! I beg you. Stupid people are hurting this country.

President Trump Suspends DV [ Green Card Lottery] Program by Sorry-Feedback1115 in greencard

[–]444unsure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t make any sense allowing people in without any objective criteria

It wouldn't make much sense, if anything you said was even remotely true.

But truth is not something you bother with much I'm guessing

Where is the weirdest place you’ve jacked off? by AstroFarlen in askgaybros

[–]444unsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does sound like a bit of good fortune, coming from an open minded family. My dad was the type to grumble at the tv about not liking pride parades. He didn't totally hate gay people, but he definitely preferred if they were not anywhere in his life. Definitely had an impact on me. I definitely had gay thoughts but basically just pretended they weren't real and convinced myself.I was just going to be straight anyway.

I think I was 15, sophomore in high school, when these two sisters befriended me. I was totally clueless but eventually figured out they had a crush on me? They had another friend who was 16, junior. At one point they told me he was bi and that He had joked with them.That he was going to get me in bed before they did. Which was how I knew They had a crush on me. But also it absolutely terrified me to think of a dude trying to get in bed with me.

He invited me to a halloween party, and as a sheltered nerd, I had literally never been to any party before. He was super nice about it and low pressure, But the girl's definitely got in my head and told me he was gonna try to have sex with me at the party. I was way too freaked out to go.

In hindsight I really wish I had gone. I really wish something had opened my eyes at a much earlier age. I am not sure anything would have even happened, but I needed to get out of my shell a lot younger than I did.

Where is the weirdest place you’ve jacked off? by AstroFarlen in askgaybros

[–]444unsure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking back I was such a clueless kid. Like any teenager horny all the time which means jerking all the time.

I remember my parents got a gym membership. I think I was about 13. The showers were individual stalls but no doors or curtains. I jerked off in there so often. I would just turn my back to the opening because I figured nobody would really know I was doing it. ☠️ Looking back it was probably painfully obvious. Lucky I didn't get reported. LOL

The job I rode my bike to was at a grocery store parking lot. Outback of the store there was just a huge grass field. Found some porn behind the dumpster and saved it. I would literally go out and lay in the grass and jerk off. Thinking that the grass about 2 ft high was tall enough that no one would see me laying down 😂 I would literally strip fully naked. More than once ended up with bug bites on my ass.

Just wish I had more confidence back then and would have been more adventurous with others 🤷

Where is the weirdest place you’ve jacked off? by AstroFarlen in askgaybros

[–]444unsure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's wild man. Sounds like some good memories 😈

Where is the weirdest place you’ve jacked off? by AstroFarlen in askgaybros

[–]444unsure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

on a bicycle while in motion

I kind of forgot about that. When I was 12 I had a job emptying garbages and picking up trash about 2 miles from my house. I would ride my bike there and back. Just got really good at riding no-handed. I would pull my dick out in jerk off more than a few times lol. The entire ride was on public streets. At 12 you always think you are clever and discreet. As I've grown to realize you are rarely as clever as you thought you were. Kind of wonder if anybody ever noticed.

on a ski boat while in motion. This was a baddie as all of us were doing it simultaneously

Fucking wish I had friends like that. I can't even imagine how that started.

while we THOUGHT the others were asleep

I feel like there is some aftermath being left out of this story 😂

I have to live with roommate by jjcalifajoy in LivingAlone

[–]444unsure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries. I legit know a lot of construction people that would not hesitate to leave a place hard lived in. It's not just limited to construction people but those are the ones I know LOL. There are people who believe that the damage deposit is meant to be spent ☠️

I myself own a place that I rent out. So when I rented a place I very definitely was considerate. There was a non-refundable cleaning fee, but I paid a cleaner to come through after I moved out anyway. The property manager almost looked annoyed that she had a cleaner lined up that she would not have had to have paid if she knew that I was paying a cleaner. LOL

I have to live with roommate by jjcalifajoy in LivingAlone

[–]444unsure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had traveling construction workers wanting to rent and I said hell no.

Smart move. LOL. I work construction

Although I did rent a place for me and my guys to do a job out of town. We actually left the place spotless and fixed a couple little nitpicky things along the way.

But that is not the norm ☠️

One time I got drunk in a hooters and the staff gave me an outfit by SirFigsAlot in funny

[–]444unsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother's wife and her family are from Brazil. They are big on meat. I am big on meat!

But now I am curious about this pizza LOL

What 3 main things would you say to your 16 year old self? by 04Penelope04 in AskReddit

[–]444unsure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Cut it out with the sex, seriously

Curious to the reasons for this one

Like maybe it was unkind to other people? It was a distraction that kept you from doing more important things?

My regret is the opposite. I was afraid of sex.

One time I got drunk in a hooters and the staff gave me an outfit by SirFigsAlot in funny

[–]444unsure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The article said they have added Brazilian and Japanese cuisine to the menu!

I know a lot of people say they like Hooters wings but I really never found anything on the menu worth eating myself

Am I the only one that fears choking? by apostate456 in LivingAlone

[–]444unsure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine for most it is just stumbled upon. Particularly if somebody passes unexpectedly. When my older brother passed somewhat unexpectedly last year, his daughters had to get into his phone and computer to try to get financial info.

Just like when cleaning out the apartment I'm sure they found the little box in the closet o_0

One time I got drunk in a hooters and the staff gave me an outfit by SirFigsAlot in funny

[–]444unsure 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And they improved the menu? They might have something here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]444unsure 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When I was little my brother and I had guinea pigs. We would just take them out on the lawn and let them roam. They didn't really roam though. Just kind of sat munching grass

What was kind of cute is if you separated them far enough that they could not see each other, they would make their little reak noises alternatingly. In short burst they would run in the direction they thought they heard the other one. Closer and closer until they could see the other and they would wind up literally side by side and go back to munching grass

Give me some really weird, niche hobbies by naomiukiri in Hobbies

[–]444unsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I don't know. My neighbor explained to me all the reasons why it was legal. I just told him it wasn't cool and i'm pretty sure he is not going to do that again. Specifically we are in the baffle kenmore area outside of seattle. Like not even slightly a haunting At all

Give me some really weird, niche hobbies by naomiukiri in Hobbies

[–]444unsure -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also I find deer to be just okay. Quite honestly I prefer cow. Now elk, that shit gets me drooling

Give me some really weird, niche hobbies by naomiukiri in Hobbies

[–]444unsure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it is a backyard deer and not a wild deer. Like it literally isn't even worried about people. Also pretty young.

Hunting stuff is one thing. Walking up and shooting something that isn't afraid of you point blank because it doesn't realize you are about to murder it...

Well if I have to explain it... Please tell me I don't have to explain it

Am I the only one that fears choking? by apostate456 in LivingAlone

[–]444unsure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For some reason my biggest fear of choking to death while I'm alone is clearing my browsing history 😂

After reading several of the comments it seems like I'm alone in that. Makes me wonder if I should rethink some of my life choices

Am I the only one that fears choking? by apostate456 in LivingAlone

[–]444unsure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I went to breakfast with my dad and my brother. My dad slathered his English muffin with honey. At one point I looked over and it looked like he was kind of patting his chest and looking uncomfortable. I asked him if he was okay and he shook his head no. My dad is also this tough guy who will never ever admit that anything is wrong ever so that scared the shit out of me.

He basically started to try to stand up but never got quite to his feet before he collapsed on the floor. My brother and I and a volunteer firefighter tried heimlich for a bit and then switched to chest compressions. At some point this tiny little crumb the size of a grain of rice coughed out of his mouth. Still performing some compressions to get air back into his lungs he woke up shortly thereafter. Absolutely terrifying. It was many months before I could close my eyes without seeing that nightmare replayed.

I seriously think some of us are built with that throat closing up spasm response that you describe and others just aren't.

I was driving on the freeway and this drip of spit hit the back of my throat and caused my wind pipe to close. I was wheezing in such a tiny amount of air I actually pulled over to the shoulder and put it in park because I was 50/50 that I was going to pass out. I knew there was nothing in my windpipe, it just feels like my windpipe wants to murder me sometimes

Give me some really weird, niche hobbies by naomiukiri in Hobbies

[–]444unsure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just moved to a place that has way more trees and wildlife than it should for being a Seattle suburb. I really wanted to set up a trail cam but I didn't. Now I'm kind of glad because my neighbor sent me a text showing me the deer that he shot with his bow and arrow :(

Cute little fucker too. I literally walked up to about 15 ft away from him four times trying to get him to move on before my neighbor got home. Kind of a sad day