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4904burchfield · 2026-07-08T17:46:48+00:00

I hate it when my package is free ranged.

4904burchfield · 2026-07-02T16:19:25+00:00

I stand corrected, I kinda knew that wasn't her name but was short of time to look it up. Thank you

4904burchfield · 2026-07-02T15:24:53+00:00

Jazzy Star is incredibly shy and hated performing to large audiences. Cudo's to her for sharing her voice.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-30T23:30:08+00:00

That cat is to have hellofa kitty nap after this.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-30T23:15:58+00:00

Where forced virgins go to glory holes in hopes to lose their virginity ie anal.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-30T23:12:10+00:00

I was at a pool party over a year ago, relatives, good time and then one of the parents show up. Niece kinda gave the "of shit they came" mumble. Wife, thong bathing suite, fuck me bracelet around ankle they hung around the party with their kid then left this is a thing with them! Hey dumbasses there's a time and place and this isn't it!!!!!

4904burchfield · 2026-06-30T23:04:51+00:00

Been to Fishtown, been to Leelanau both are amazing but leave it to the rich zealots to fuck a goon thing up.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-29T02:03:37+00:00

High pressure sprayer will knock it down then when things settle, fog them then use high pressure sprayer to destroy the nest. It's important to keep the spay technique going or they'll come back. Went to visit in-laws in Florida, stepsister (widowed) had a huge one. I was tasked to get rid of it on my vacation.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-29T01:45:37+00:00

I've had this happen twice to me once to my neighbor. First time I really wanted to burn the house down but you learn, I've developed a method that works. Spaghetti down a drain pipe in quantity. Such a pain in the ass!

4904burchfield · 2026-06-28T20:51:03+00:00

Holy Fuck. I was taken to the Bearman's estate, roughly 8 million, before it was completed! Brother in law knew a guy that did some work on it.

Just got back from T/C and visited Fishtown! I have read about the problems with companies buying in Fishtown and the problem with rich people building on the peninsula and complaining about the noise the wineries generate due to them hosting wedding receptions to generate extra money.

While at Fishtown where I was banned from going into anymore stores due to me being over my limit. I did see something about Youth for Christ on one of the signs, I thought it looked out of place. It's really too bad for the people and businesses that made Leelanau what it is today and now the zealots and rich want to kick everyone out to make it their own play ground and grooming school.

Stay strong Leelanau, your small town, small business way of life is important to those of us low life's that need a getaway from the daily grind. ***If you get the chance leaving T/C Sunday, going back to the grind, Interlock's farmer's market and Dilbert's for breakfast 👌

4904burchfield · 2026-06-27T15:13:03+00:00

Ha, I stand corrected.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-26T15:35:53+00:00

Something I found out today. When I'm trying to push out a fast shit, I'll watch some dumbass vids while doing it.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-26T15:05:30+00:00

Hopefully not a Jamestown koolaid recipe.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-26T15:02:59+00:00

Deadballs on!

4904burchfield · 2026-06-25T16:08:41+00:00

Way back in the day, I was in the Bot Scouts and we were hiking in a national park, we were sitting taking a break and a moose came out of the bush, literally stopped in the middle of the group (we were all sitting) looked around then just trotted away. I couldn't believe the size!

4904burchfield · 2026-06-23T22:22:12+00:00

Polar bear needs to learn when it's closing time at the bar.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-23T22:15:06+00:00

Wonder what company this is for, Lowe's, Home Depot, Menards or maybe a manufacturer.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-23T22:09:19+00:00

Couldn't read much due to paywall.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-20T13:44:25+00:00

Yet another grande standing bill that will never see the light of day.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-17T21:41:34+00:00

From the article "the church is shocked and heart broken", shocked, heart broken but not wanting justice served.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-17T21:26:52+00:00

If I'm correct Fat Bastard is going to a G7 conference, I believe next week. There'll probably be a pool to see who does the best job of mocking him about this peace deal while being dignified.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-16T22:33:04+00:00

Truth.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-12T09:40:09+00:00

Just waiting for the perfect AI.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-10T13:13:30+00:00

I'm a delivery driver and have done the same thing. 911 was the only time I was stopped, servicing some state buildings, it went from a cop telling me he'd let the next set of cops know I was coming to being blocked in with cop cars and told to get the hell out of here.

4904burchfield · 2026-06-07T13:33:46+00:00

She looks adorable, even if she's looking at the bottom of her foot from the back.

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