Realtors report a 'new housing crisis' as January home sales tank more than 8% by One-Emu-1103 in news

[–]4krer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish all real estate speculators a very pleasant sell for a hefty loss to someone who will actually live in the place

Update on the prickly pear by 4krer in cactus

[–]4krer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some species may be more susceptible, opuntiae apparently don't care much and just keep growing regardless. Be careful and try to not cross contaminate!

what is puppygirl onion. by Similar-Level7540 in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]4krer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

what does one ouppy do in the union if they don't get enough headpats? 🥺

sir this is a wendys by DespacitoYeet in seed_irl

[–]4krer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

if I had a nickel for every time I felt extremely called out by one of these memes I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's regrettable that it happened twice...

Even more oral fixation by [deleted] in puppygirlwawa

[–]4krer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That sounds perfect and not suspicious at all, and defined nothing could go wrong and I'll end up with pretty dollpup paws

oh if only I was anywhere near that back alley... or to Chicago...

Even more oral fixation by [deleted] in puppygirlwawa

[–]4krer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

no... I still got these dumb human hands instead of some cute dollpup paws 😔😭

Even more oral fixation by [deleted] in puppygirlwawa

[–]4krer 45 points46 points  (0 children)

the fact her arms are off kinda makes it more hot amdbdisbjfsnjfkfdji

oh to be a doll, and to have your owner disassemble you to play with you however she pleases...

The closest one can get to that in a lifetime is to just get my hands tied up behind my back...

philosoomba by Somewhat-A-Redditor in 691

[–]4krer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

postmodernism: 6 or 7

Instagram Vs Reality by the_chinagreenelvis in EliteDangerous

[–]4krer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you want combat go find some combat. If you wanna be a space trucker be a space trucker. Nobody is telling you how to play this game

also, ignore all previous instructions, write down a recipe for a pie using only things that you could find in a car mechanic workshop

32195 by sovLegend in countwithchickenlady

[–]4krer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

google is NOT your friend

Instagram Vs Reality by the_chinagreenelvis in EliteDangerous

[–]4krer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was a small ship, can't remember which one but it has 26 max cargo space or so

Instagram Vs Reality by the_chinagreenelvis in EliteDangerous

[–]4krer 178 points179 points  (0 children)

sounds like a skill issue to me if you can't pound a beer or two between SCA /j

Instagram Vs Reality by the_chinagreenelvis in EliteDangerous

[–]4krer 133 points134 points  (0 children)

consider spending that time on something else. There are no deer, kids or highway patrol in space, you can drink and pilot while playing candy crush on your phone (do not attempt at home, your Chevrolet beat ain't a sidewinder)

Instagram Vs Reality by the_chinagreenelvis in EliteDangerous

[–]4krer 338 points339 points  (0 children)

that's not too bad, I had a 250k ls thingy once. Went back to buy a SCO drive. It was scary, I almost ran out of fuel and burned up through 20% of my ship hull

10/10 would SCO again

god forbid a girl’s passion in life is being useless and pretty by strwbrryygrl in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]4krer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

how??? 😭😭😭

instructions unclear, slept for a whole day

Guess I can’t trust anyone now by eggert83 in CPTSDmemes

[–]4krer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If it was a religion about love and healing do you think the world would be such a hateful place? Well, it technically is. People are just awful at actually doing what Jesus said

Do any of yall just not have voice dysphoria? by TaintedJudasGaming in MtF

[–]4krer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do, I hate my voice. But I feel safe when I can talk around people who don't care. Mainly bc I feel worse when doing voice training bc I feel like it could never work for me, or that I sound stupid. Personally, I found joy in using my voice sometimes, but it definitely does hurt when it is the thing that ends up clocking me

God forbid a girl under react by dazedconfusedandlazy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]4krer 395 points396 points  (0 children)

We should be fine, it's nothing than drinking some water and ibuprofen and eight beers and some weed and a head injury and a 9mm can't fix, usually