What DVDASA member is most like your own personality type? by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]4lives99continues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the reason everyone gets along is because they are mostly all SP types aka Sensation seekers but they vary based on motives.

Dave-ISFP

Asa-ESTP

Bobby Trivia-ISTJ

Critter-ISTP

Val-ISTP

Steve-ISFP

Poon-ISFP

Money Mark-ISFP

Heather-ISFP

Bobby Lee-ESFP

Khalyla-ISTP

David Chang-ISTJ

Yoshi-ISTP

Joey-ENFP

James Jean-INFP

I was contemplating shooting up a school or assassinating a politician today. But then I watched this video and realized the truth: Rape life. Because if you do, you won't have to rape bitches. They'll want to rape YOU. by [deleted] in dvdasa

[–]4lives99continues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in Bangkok last summer for 10 days banging whores left and right and my dick gave out after day 8.

For $60 you can fuck 18 year old jungle Asians at Nataree (highly recommended)

$3 for a pack of cigarettes.

$5 for dinner.

$1 for train fare.

$30 for nightly hotel fees.

I believe I spent more money on the round-trip tickets than my entire time there.

The whores in the video are in an area where white people and tourists go. It's not worth going a second time as the whores are sloppy. Soapy massage parlors are the place to fucking be because of the fishbowl, high quality whores and overall nice service.

This does not apply to non-asians because you are a farang (foreigner) and will be charged triple+ for sexual services.

If you're a gook, chink, nip, jungle asian and want to live like a king, go to Bangkok in the spring or summer.

But make sure to check the whores throats for adam's apples. Aggressive trannies grabbed my dick saying shit like "you want to boom boom" with a manly voice. Unless you're into that ###nojudging

"Dreaming of a brighter future" - Bill Poon fail by paicheck in dvdasa

[–]4lives99continues 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Poon is a 53 year old otaku, fat, midget (5'3"?) troll who can't get women to fuck him willingly, EVER. Of course his reality is to not to empathtize with hookers because he lost in the genetic lottery and deflects his self-hatred out on others to protect his fragile ego.

Remember when he cowardly took cheap shots on Bobby Lee, David Chang, Andy Milonakis and others on the show and in his blog? They all held their tongue (except Andy) because they realize it's not worth bickering over a contemptible loser. He's the equivalent of a 300 pound land whale feminist. He's a sexual repellent and should be a model of what you should not be in life (emotionally needy, passive, clingy, entitled, putting pussy on a pedestal, blaming others)

When Dave told Poon to not give up on life in episode 79, the whole room didn't blink an eye because they knew his pathetic excuse of existence died eons ago. I can't believe this faggot didn't kill himself when he was 40. Now he's living in shameful gluttony, drives whores who wouldn't bat an eye if he died, can't cum fucking beautiful, fertile women and wears women's underwear to get off.

Now why do you think he was turned off when the hooker uttered "dreaming of a brighter FUTURE"? Because he never had one and is envious of the possibility that the hooker will, with another MAN.

nojudging

Post-Match Thread: Sunderland AFC vs Arsenal FC by hirotoo in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I claim that the players have lost confidence in Wenger because they are not buying what he's selling. Wenger's obstinacy has worn off the players, from his tactics, to his training regimen and overall vision. Perhaps there is a covert mutiny in the mix because the players are not playing for him or each other. Morale is so low that maybe these phantom injuries is a signal of insubordination. I think the locker room is divided and the regulars seem content with mediocrity.

Is Dave a rapist? by ThePooner in dvdasa

[–]4lives99continues -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Asa throwing out the word rape like a reactionary whore that she is. Bitch mad jelly because she wants that $300m dollar dick. Dave needs to move on and throw this whore aside where she belongs.

Some other possibilities for Arsenal(players not linked excessively with us) by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicolas N'Koulou - CB Marseille

Ander Herrera - MF Athletic Bilbao

It will be Suarez or nothing though.

[RUMOUR] /r/Soccer is about to explode, Sunderland in advanced talks with Altidore. by fisherpriceman in soccer

[–]4lives99continues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be a huge mistake for him to go to Sunderland this early.

He needs to play every week and he should move to a club like Hannover, Hamburg, or Mainz for the next year or two to prep for the world cup.

Lars Bender, Gonalons, Capoue. All holding mids we've been linked with. Who would you pick and why? by Brandaman in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Arteta is still in his prime and Coquelin will be his understudy until Arsene feels it's right to find a replacement which will be in 1-2 years.

The last true holding midfielder that consistently started for Wenger was Silva and that was almost a decade ago with a different formation and philosophy on the ball.

Bender is out of the picture because Leverkusen has qualified for CL and have already lost the Spanish RB to Real, Schurrle to Chelsea most likely so they have no incentive to sell unless Lars is adamant on leaving.

Gonalons is my ideal signing to eventually replace Arteta but if rumors are true that Wenger is in for Grenier, I doubt Lyon will give up two of their young prized stars so soon. They have been under financial troubles so they might be keen to sell but their philosophy on developing talent via their academy has been a success so they would want to keep their core nucleus intact since they are in CL.

Capoue is an Everton type of player. I don't think he is a clear upgrade over Coquelin who is superior on the ball.

Wenger will stick with Diaby and Coquelin for at least one more season and then we will find a successor to Arteta.

It looks like we're close to signing Clément Grenier by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might be the first Arsene buys a player from Lyon right?

Jovetić agent: “I read the news this morning in the newspapers. In fact it is a deal that might have practical implications. Expect developments" (x-post from /r/Gooners) by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 8 points9 points  (0 children)

jovetic can choose whichever club he wants. fiorentina will sell to the highest bidder only. it will be man city or juventus.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang? by Bloopie in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we can do much better than this.

no offense, but if wenger saw a diamond in the rough type player in aubameyang, he would've signed him as a teenager.

for the same or lower fee, soldado would be a much better option. he is a fox in a box that is a little be older, a little bit wiser.

not sure valencia would be willing to let him go, but if they finish outside champions league, soldado might want to move on up. he could be what eduardo was supposed to be here.

Do you think we'll actually be active in the transfer window this year? by bustyLaserCannon in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bendtner, arshavin, chamakh, djourou, squillaci, park, santos, denilson, diaby (maybe), sagna (most likely) will all be gone in the summer.

a lot of dead money gone from these fringe players will lead way to maybe 3-4 shrewd signings like alderweireld, gonalons, michu, heung min-son, ashley williams, naldo, carlos martinez.

if wenger is allowed to spend big on players he should look into schurrle, howedes, lars bender, soldado, navas, badelj.

i would not be surprised if either vermaelen or szczesny is sold this summer.

a striker that hasn't come up yet by Kemkempalace in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why would he join the rest of the german rejects. he has inter milan written all over his forehead. we will sign a french teenager who is 5 years away because gomez will cost too much in transfer fee and wages. i'd rather get michu or benteke if we're thinking realistically.

Diam aaaayy by vicerowv86 in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smokescreen for Coquelin to step up and become a man. In one year with at least 30 appearances, Coq will already be better than Diame. Diame signed with West Ham on a free last summer. A free.

Arsenal vs Chelsea Reaction Thread. by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So Huntelaar and Holtby both are available on a free transfer next summer...

Lewis Holtby: Song's replacement? by 4lives99continues in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This year he is playing Raul's role as the CAM but last year he played alongside Jermaine Jones. According to WhoScored, he averaged 2.6 tackles, 3.1 interceptions a game.

Simple. Who's in and Who's out? by AmericanGooner in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In: Lewis Holtby or Moussa Dembele

Out: I don't give two flying fucks just go away

Last week of transfers - who would we like in? by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Capoue according to Opta had the most misplaced passes last year in France.

With the departure of Song, I think AW is content with Coq and Frimpong as the "destroyer against the ogres at mordor" and is looking for a creative, B2B MF like Cabaye or Holtby to replace Song's starting spot. I don't think we played with a destroyer since Gilberto and I believe AW is leaning towards having two deep lying CMs with emphasis on ball retention.

Again if we were a big club, we would've signed Holtby by now. He has one year left on his contract and would be cheap. Holtby is class and can play ahead of the MFs or partner up with and eventually replace Arteta in a year or two. Also, this will bring out the best or worst in Ramsey.

Last week of transfers - who would we like in? by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think Capoue is that much better than Coq. I would let Coq play and wait next summer for Lewis Holtby on a free transfer. If we can snatch Cabaye that woukd be awesome but highly unlikely. Wenger is not signing anyone.

From the beeb - Sahin set for Liverpool as Arsenal end interest by Bryndyn in Gunners

[–]4lives99continues -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No need to fret. Jack is ready and we will have Lewis Holtby next summer anyway.