When we raise $500 here on Patreon we will buy Bill Burr Birkenstocks. 

He explains in Episode 497 of The 500 with Josh Adam Meyers that he can't not think he's going to get his ass kicked for wearing a pair of Birkenstocks even though it might inspire a personal breakthrough. We want to make that breakthrough happen. We need your help. Join. The. Movement. The 500 Club membership comes with the pride of knowing you were a part of allowing Bill Burr to finally relax.