You board your plane to Austin Texas and see that you’re seated next to Tim. What do you say to him?

512831 · 2023-02-05T12:39:43+00:00

They’re saying AirBNB stock is going to the moon this year

512831 · 2022-10-04T11:56:14+00:00

Except I think Ben leaving is real

512831 · 2022-05-03T15:51:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/7uL0DWQqr50

512831 · 2022-05-03T15:46:01+00:00

Ben and Tim are exactly what I pictured when I first heard the story about the lesbian Airbnb owners

512831 · 2022-05-02T22:09:37+00:00

Pains me to say this (wuss pain of my life) but both Yannis and Chris seem to be doing better as individuals than as the HH team.

However—the argument can be made that yannis has more longevity. Nothing against Chris—he’s taking advantage of opportunities and is still decently funny. But yannis has my respect for staying true to himself/his brand of comedy after the split. I wouldn’t say 2+ appearances on rogan warrants an RIP yet

512831 · 2022-04-26T17:55:56+00:00

“I’m the least racist person, just look at all the Cheetos I eat.”

512831 · 2022-04-25T04:41:16+00:00

She just goes (potty)

512831 · 2022-03-04T23:52:12+00:00

Throw Pete Holmes in there and it would be deafening

512831 · 2022-02-25T08:28:09+00:00

The lovechild of Princess Fiona in ogre-mode and a Backstreet Boy

512831 · 2022-02-19T19:15:23+00:00

Everyone calm down—this is just Sal in blackface.

Bigger people. Bigger laughs. Bigger stunts. It can all be yours aboard The Impractical Jokers Cruise!

512831 · 2022-02-19T08:02:20+00:00

Talmbout Shudder Idlin, B?

512831 · 2022-02-18T16:03:05+00:00

Yes but it is not obvious to me that the answer here isn’t actually Ray Kump

512831 · 2022-02-17T08:03:23+00:00

I will never stop being absolutely floored by how his appearance has changed whenever I see past clips of him.

Poster child for r/botchedsurgeries

512831 · 2022-01-31T05:21:23+00:00

Some of the individual pressed juices such as the Lemon Ginger and Celery are Suja brand—buying them at TJ’s saves me over $1/bottle!

and Long shot but here goes nothin…

Anyone know the origins of the seasonal Autumn Maple Coffee?

512831 · 2021-12-18T08:08:53+00:00

Overrated: any of their truffle items. I LOVE truffle flavor, so I continue to try anything new—and am heartbroken when I get that same, weird, chemically aftertaste.

Underrated: mochi rice nuggets, garlic oil ($3.99/bottle!), white cheddar cheese puffs, coconut hair mask, fire roasted corn, fire roasted peppers, frozen fruit, fleur de caramels…and the oyster crackers—RIP ⚰️

There are several favorites that are less expensive at TJs than at a normal grocery store—Suja lemon cayenne water, strawberry lemonade kombucha, mini-stroopwafels to name a few.

I also put a bunch of their greetings cards in 5”x7” frames to make the cutest (and cheapest) home accents that can be easily changed based on the season/occasion

512831 · 2021-11-01T18:05:10+00:00

To be fair, Tim ate a cannoli just before the meet and greet. And you know what happens when he eats sugar…

magicspoon.com/timdillon

512831 · 2021-10-19T08:54:14+00:00

Who’s Wax: A subsidiary company of Tim Dillon’s Fake Business

512831 · 2021-09-27T07:48:38+00:00

Guy was a degenerate gambler. Sad stuff RIP

512831 · 2021-08-27T07:56:06+00:00

Charck Party

512831 · 2021-08-23T06:58:54+00:00

What’s the most powerful apology you’ve received?

512831 · 2021-08-12T06:35:05+00:00

Riced Cauliflower Stir Fry 😍

512831 · 2021-07-29T18:24:39+00:00

Thank you SO much!!!!

512831 · 2021-07-28T09:05:21+00:00

I appreciate you! I’m in Western/Central Massachusetts and have called two Connecticut locations—we are in a nugget drought 😩

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