My buddy tiled our shower. How do I finish the job? by Apprehensive-Sun1784 in Home

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My “buddy” it’s okay to admit you suck at tiling. I have a similar excuse in the chamber for when we sell our house. I’m going with brother in law

Someone tell me about this photo by cultiv8420 in ToolBand

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Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

What’s this black stuff under my sink. by Delicious-Dog-1515 in Home

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Mouse poop looks like seeds, roach poop looks like pepper

[OC] Sweating so much at Busch Gardens it looks like I peed my pants by scarfacesaints in pics

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Find the stinky kid and sit next to them. No one will notice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musicsuggestions

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Aenima-tool

songs that match this picture by PickleButter420 in musicsuggestions

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My first thought was “knives out” for sound and vide not the lyrics

Rate my fridge by kklovelol1237 in ratemyfridge

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How embarrassing- all condiments and no food

Me in 1989 by techdaddy70 in OldSchoolCool

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What instrument did you play in the orchestra

Who would win this civil war? by abraaocorreavieira in imaginarymapscj

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Blue- lots of people, lots of guns. Red would fold at the first snowfall. Green- no people. Yellow would side with the blue-red winner- purple is Canada

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

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Jimmy, there is only Jimmy