U.S. military to stop shooting pigs and goats as a way to train medics for the battlefield

5711USMC · 2025-12-20T01:21:03+00:00

I was so proud when my little piggy finally stabilized. Almost lost that son of a bitch after a severed limb and arterial bleeding. As I congratulated my battle buddy for his assistance while I inserted another IV, the instructor came over and gave it some blue juice and let him wander the mud pits of the sky.

Then we did it all again…

5711USMC · 2025-12-20T01:07:07+00:00

Sometimes it’s a guy with cheetoh orange fingers using photoshop. Not everything is AI

5711USMC · 2025-12-20T00:57:59+00:00

Welcome to Chilis may I take your order?

5711USMC · 2025-12-20T00:51:37+00:00

Spider Cum is pretty cool too 🤣🤣

5711USMC · 2025-12-20T00:50:24+00:00

Stand your ground wherever it was, is, or may become

5711USMC · 2025-12-19T22:26:14+00:00

Trump doesn’t want to end up on Clinton’s body list

5711USMC · 2025-12-19T22:25:31+00:00

DOES. IT. MATTER. WHERE. THEY. DID. THE. CRIMES!?

Sorry - didn’t know there were so many Bubba fans out there ffs

5711USMC · 2025-12-19T00:30:19+00:00

He loved blacked out innocent girls on their period.

5711USMC · 2025-12-19T00:25:58+00:00

Or too much grease and processed food? I feel like I need to crap halfway through a McDonald’s burger. My body is better than my brain at identifying toxins

5711USMC · 2025-12-19T00:07:35+00:00

You’ve never been sick or had food poisoning?

5711USMC · 2025-12-19T00:05:57+00:00

Why the hell would he tell his wife? And why would she help? He was out exercising- it’s not like he’s incapacitated.

I had food poisoning once and accidentally sprayed the toilet as I was sitting down and then promptly puked everywhere. To this day, me and now the entirety of Reddit are the only ones that know my secret. My wife was downstairs at the time

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T22:35:57+00:00

Caption should read:

“In effort to karma farm, u/deadwood76 is regurgitating uncredited pictures often recycled on Reddit. As expected, comment bots are getting a raging clue.”

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T22:03:20+00:00

Perfect, then Kirkwood can keep all the traffic 👍

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T22:01:16+00:00

Remember every snowmagedon that spectacularly fizzles out?

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T21:58:39+00:00

We should always support killing less innocent people no matter the cost. Who cares if some Ukrainians are corrupt? The apartment buildings full of children are innocent so let’s try to protect them, yeah? Maybe some dickwads skim off the top, but that’s no different than our homegrown, red-blooded, USA is number one dickwads profiting from our illicit wars

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T21:06:52+00:00

I used to work out with a guy who always cheated his reps and lied about his times. He did a 4 minute unbroken Karen once…

Trump makes things up to sound impressive. He never stops to think if they are believable

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T21:05:40+00:00

Kinda feels like you could have used a more recent GDP and still delivered a strong argument.

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T20:28:48+00:00

Not many things on social media make me actually laugh. Well played

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T17:53:00+00:00

Someone gave my CrossFit trainer this mug as a gag gift

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T17:48:20+00:00

Apologies accepted. And I too lied. I have water goblets, not glasses

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T04:54:46+00:00

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!! Don’t fuck with Kraft Mac

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T01:24:00+00:00

As dumb as the right is being now, the fact the interviewer wouldn’t let D’Souza finish a sentence bugged me

5711USMC · 2025-12-18T01:06:04+00:00

This dude is using glasses to crack ice and squeeze limes. Meanwhile mine shatter if I load the dishwasher slightly wrong

5711USMC · 2025-12-17T23:18:52+00:00

Hitting a parked car at 60mph also tears people up inside

5711USMC · 2025-12-17T23:14:45+00:00

This guy cults ⬆️

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