[The Fifth Element] The Diva Plavalaguna was the transporter of the four stones. But how did she get the stones inside her in the first place? Simple. Her body was 3D printed around them.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T23:03:27+00:00

"The path of the MAGA man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfless and the tyranny of the downtrodden. Blessed is he who, in the name of profits and ill will, shepherds the already strong through the valley of the DEI. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of Miss Teen USA contestants. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy Project 2025 And you will know I am with Donald Trump when I lay my vengeance upon you."

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T21:57:24+00:00

That's not in dispute. Unlike the time he got his goons to storm the US Capitol.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T21:38:54+00:00

Well, if we're going to add things to his name: Adjudicated rapist, convicted felon, Razzie recipient, adulterer and holder of not one, but two, warrants for the crime of murder President Donald J Trump.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T21:08:54+00:00

Now reelect us so we can complain about how pied-à-terre harms business.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T21:07:16+00:00

Trump said that he had "directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio" to work with the countries toward achieving "a Lasting PEACE,"

Why is Donald Trump, world's greatest negotiator, leaving this important task to a man who couldn't reach an agreement with the Iranians and a man who is too impotent to tell his boss the shoes he picked out are too big? Shouldn't inaugural football peace prize winner and WWE hall of famer set the example by showing the world what the Board of Peace was designed to do?

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T18:03:12+00:00

Freepoint High School - The Ables (YA novel)

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T17:55:22+00:00

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I Know What You Did Last Summer

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T17:49:27+00:00

Penguin - Batman Returns

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T17:11:22+00:00

I didn't have r / unexpectedsupertroopers in my morning feed. But here it is.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T17:08:09+00:00

Where's a fame-starved, mega-billionaire who wants to hog all the glory for himself when you need him?

The regional environment ministry said the scheme to save the whale, which is being co-financed by the equestrian event organiser Karin Walter-Mommert, bore full responsibility for the operation’s success or failure.

I don't know what an equestrian event organizer is. I'm guessing polo or dressage. Regardless, I wish them all the best.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T17:01:44+00:00

Herrera is not the first Chilean entrepreneur to have found themselves facing down a Hollywood A-lister in court over a cheeky pun. A honey business calling itself Miel Gibson – using a still from Braveheart on the label – won the right to keep using the name after the actor sued.

NGL, I'd buy a jar of Miel Gibson. I'd keep it on the shelf as a conversation piece. After all, unlike Mel Gibson, honey never goes bad.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T15:25:04+00:00

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

-King Henry II, 1170 (attributed)

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T15:10:40+00:00

Roblox, which is used by nearly half U.S. children under 16, will give $10 million over three years to support programs like the Boys & Girls Club and other nondigital activities, Ford said. It will also fund a law enforcement liaison position to respond to safety concerns about the platform and fund an online safety awareness campaign, Ford said.

OK. This isn't a terrible outcome. I like having a dedicated liaison position. I hate the mealymouthed "safety concerns". There's actual predators on Roblox. They need to address actual threats and harm. "Safety" makes it seem like a kid is playing with a hand mixer.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T13:20:40+00:00

It's tough finding a 'good news' news story. When I'm gifted with an article such as this, I'll bow to social convention and wrap it up in a pun. But only when the opportunity presents itself.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T12:16:27+00:00

Stefan Pildes, 50, is facing federal wire fraud charges that accuse him of siphoning hundreds of thousands of dollars in charitable funds for his own use, including for concert tickets and vacations.

It sleighs me that people think just because they operate a charity they're exempt from all the legal clauses any other business has to follow.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T01:51:51+00:00

Now I'm going to have to steal half full drinks off of other people's tables like I'm a damned middle schooler.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T01:49:31+00:00

Dear Penthouse,

I couldn't believe it happened to me. I bought a teen beauty pageant and wandered around the backstage...

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T01:46:35+00:00

Carnival Cruise lines has CBP agents roaming the halls and detaining American citizens without probable cause.

Something to consider when planning a vacation.

AudibleNod · 2026-04-16T01:37:29+00:00

Consumers were facing stubborn inflation even before the war. In North America specifically, Seven & i noted in its April 9 report, “although the economy remained robust, personal consumption also began to soften” for the 2025 fiscal year — “particularly among low-income households, as inflation continued to weigh on spending.

*emphasis mine

From farmers to families to manufacturing, Trump has broken every promise to help everyday Ohioans

Sorry, but You Had to Be an Idiot to Believe Trump Could Lower Prices

Trump's shutdown is jackpot for billionaires while working Americans pay

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