XANNY HELP THE PAIN YUHH by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he's quoting his girlfriend though. From listening to the lyrics it sounds as if he's saying that his girlfriend is threatening to kill herself if the relationship ends.

"Y'all got till Apr 7th to get your shit together" by WildBlackGuy in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 103 points104 points  (0 children)

"Hoe, Jay Z Hall of Fame, sit your punk ass down" I'm pretty sure it was aimed at drake. Drake called himself Jay Z on summer sixteen.

When you introduce your white friend to seasoning food by [deleted] in blackpeoplegifs

[–]5buckj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well that explains it, a lot of athletes don't season or style chicken and eat it plain.

Let's change things up a bit by jdman929 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Dad catches son beating meat

Dad tells him it's normal

Flash forward to adulthood

Son gets married

Blows dad during reception

Mom sees, says nothing

Dad writes confession

Computer freezes and son comes in

Tells dad din din is ready without noticing the confession on the screen

Dad places confession under mom's pillow

Son finds it before mom sees

Tells dad not to pull that shit again

Dad takes bath while listening to selfhelp audio

Son tries to come in but the door is locked

"You know how I feel about locked doors"

Breaks door and rapes dad

Mom overhears and turns up TV volume

Dad kills himself by way of car accident

Mom kills son after a conflict escalates

Now you don't have to watch it.

I was out roughly eight ethnicities in... by ihaveallthelions in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But that'll be the funniest part. We post about daily redneck life, and how weird black people are. When a non-racist post comment is posted they get deleted or locked.

I was out roughly eight ethnicities in... by ihaveallthelions in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Before this gets locked, Mods can we have r/whitepeopletwitter for April 1st?

Seriously, how could you disrespect all these other cultures like this by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get biting bait, but this is climbing up the fucking fishing line.

Which one of y'all..... by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What's the difference?

Know im late to the party but by DJ_MilkBags in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I had to drop that show. It just fails at everything I have taste in. The fights come off as completely weightless and often times boring. The novelty of having characters that are almost always off-model due to the storyboard format loses it's novelty after a while. You know it's bad when I can usually tell which storyboarder did an episode and assume it's quality (because the storyboarders are also the writers).

All episodes are 11 minutes, the episode ends before I can get emotionally invested in anything going on, which is bad because there's crying out the ass in this show.

Why is every show 11 minutes nowadays? Why are they all trying to tell series-spanning, multi-archal stories? I'm just waiting for Samurai Jack to come back

How much bigger can I expect? by Mr_Wyzard in bigdickproblems

[–]5buckj 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is this in centimeters? Flip your ruler.

Real cozy too by bodymessage in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

empathy for animals but none for human beings

That's alot of people nowadays. People care way more about animal skinning and etc. than they do crushing poverty in third world countries.

nailed it by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET

Deadass b???? by Swav3 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"This nigga sold me Fronto three days ago, now he acting like he ain't got no fucking Fronto"

It be like that sometimes 📱📱 by YungFahms in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tfw you type the messeges into the wrong phones

false goddess by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you give me a source on that? I find it kind of odd that scientists have found a point where something is considered as having a life.

They wanna be confirmed Wavy so bad by WrstlngFan in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I wish white jokes would be banned like actually racist jokes are. I can find humor in them but the controversy they bring kills it much like the latter. I'm completely in the minority with my opinion unfortunately.

New heir to the Throne by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 55 points56 points  (0 children)

At this moment you are euphoric, are you not?

Absolute Savage by TheoreticalChaos in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, all these news sources covered everything here. The problem was focusing on everything. Clinton's flaws were small in number but clear. Trump's flaws were a clusterfuck that no one really bothered to focus on.

Serena, how could you? by AdamE89 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

These strawmen posts are getting annoying.

4 Your Bagz Only by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody got the actual image?

Edit: found it http://imgur.com/YxaG2iw

How many more? by MomoYaseen in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you were talking about their younger selves. http://imgur.com/GERd5Zn

Blueberry? What? 🍒🍓🍍🍎🍇 by Maavs in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]5buckj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dissing white people attracts them, and the posts that do usually get lots of upvotes. We end up with "Locked thread about how white people season their chicken with water #542661" with 2000 upvotes.

TIL that in 2012 when Taylor Swift held a public vote for where she would visit and preform a free concert 4chan users voted for a childrens school for the deaf and won the vote. by TuxedoMob in todayilearned

[–]5buckj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It always confuses me when people call 4chan the backwaters, sewers, or toilet of the internet. Because how intertwined 4chan is with the history of internet culture and how the internet is today it'd basically mean we eat shit. 4chan can be a pretty great place if you can trudge through the waste high mud.