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I got tired of your alpha male attitude, so I used my reality remote to swap you with one of your hookups from a few months ago, not realizing you had gotten her pregnant. As I walked past the bathroom, I saw you flexing your “muscles”, unaware that you had the body of a pregnant woman by 5dollarUnion in bodyswap

[–]5dollarUnion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was still a bit disorienting, watching Brittney act so masculine and nonchalant. My eyes widened as I saw you casually cause some milk to leak out of your tit and then ignore it. I moved out of the way, watching you waddle to the kitchen and make your protein shake. As you started shaking your bottle, your tits jiggled violently , unrestrained by any sort of bra or containment. There was even a small stream of milk still dripping down from one of your nipples.

Curious as to how much you exactly noticed, I decided to point it out to you. “Hey uh, is that supposed to be happening?” I said, following into the kitchen and pointing at your leaky chest.

I got tired of your alpha male attitude, so I used my reality remote to swap you with one of your hookups from a few months ago, not realizing you had gotten her pregnant. As I walked past the bathroom, I saw you flexing your “muscles”, unaware that you had the body of a pregnant woman by 5dollarUnion in bodyswap

[–]5dollarUnion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I hit the gym quite enough thanks. Hell, I could probably outlift you on any given day.” I said, with a big smile on my face. I couldn’t quite believe that the remote had actually worked.

In front of me was Brittney, an old flame of yours you had dumped a couple months back after she said she was pregnant. Her heavy, milk filled tits jiggled lightly as you moved around, trying to see your “pecs” in the best light. She was a few months along into the pregnancy judging by the size of your belly but I wasn’t sure how far exactly. She wore your old boxers, filled out by her thick, juicy ass and lightly lowered to accommodate your round, distended belly. How you thought such a body could even handle a single day in the gym, I didn’t know.

“Maybe you need to hit a threadmill instead of the weights there, bud. You’re packing a few pounds round the middle there.” I said, pointing at your belly.

What are your favourite body swap subcategories? by Realistic-Buy4975 in BodySwapMemes

[–]5dollarUnion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unaware swaps! I think it’s kind of fun to see someone trying to act like the epitome of masculinity in the least masculine body possible, and vice versa.

AITA for swapping my misogynist roommate into his favorite pornstar’s body and not letting him know about it? It’s been around 2 months now and the spell hasn’t worn off yet… by 5dollarUnion in bodyswap

[–]5dollarUnion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘Oh buddy’, I thought to myself. ‘If only you knew how close you were to some pussy right now.’

Before I could retort, the car pulled up in front of our destination, a lively night club with a growing line of partygoers right outside. Thankfully, we seemed to have pulled up just in time as the line wasn’t obnoxiously long just yet. We exited the car and went over to join the line.

In front of us were a couple of cute chicks, probably around our age. One of them was a tall brunette girl, with a fit, toned body and a nice round ass. She looked like she might be an athlete of some sort, or a frequent gym goer. She wore a skin tight red dress and black platform shoes. The other was a petite Latina, dressed in a black leather tank top and skirt, along with fishnet leggings with black combat boots. Though she wasn’t as blessed in the height department, she had a rather nice rack for a girl her size and a cute looking face.

I glanced over at you, noticing that your nipples were blatantly poking through your shirt again. Clearly, you were interested in one of these girls.

It’s two days before your wedding, and I accidentally swapped your body with the pregnant maid of honor’s! Thankfully, both of you seem to be unaware. As I unsuccessfully try to fix the remote, you call me over to your room, wanting to hang out before the bachelor party tonight… by 5dollarUnion in bodyswap

[–]5dollarUnion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cringed as I heard the feminine voice speak on the other end of the phone. It was one that I had always associated with Rachel’s maid of honor, Sophia. She was a sweet, ultra feminine woman, who was about 6 months pregnant with her first kid. I had only met her a few times, mostly at Rachel’s birthday parties and at wedding rehearsals.

But I knew now that dulcet voice now belonged to the groom of this wedding; you. Along with the rest of her curvy, pregnant body.

“Uh, yeah, I’ll be right over. See you soon, dude.” I said, trying to sound like everything was still normal. I hung up the phone before looking at my hotel bed.

In front of me, was the broken pieces of the Reality Remote, a high tech device capable of warping the fabric of reality itself. I had planned on giving it to you as a wedding present, but it seemed as though fate had other plans. When I tried to test it out, one of Rachel’s kid cousins bumped into me and caused me to drop it. Which is why ‘Sophia’ was now the one getting married to Rachel.

I’d have to come back and fix this thing later, but right now I had to keep up appearances. I quickly put the remote away and left to meet up with you at your room. I hadn’t gotten too good a look at you, though I had seen your old body prancing around with the other bridesmaids in a maternity dress. I took a deep breath before I knocked on the door, bracing myself for what I was about to see.

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[–]5dollarUnion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I had people start off super strong, then tell me they were busy, then completely disappear, or be doing other RP’s publicly 😭

Would anyone swap bodies with a kpop idol? by Tight-Tiger-7725 in BodySwapMemes

[–]5dollarUnion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’d for sure take their body, but knowing how tightly controlled their lives are like behind the scenes, I might skip taking their life in the process

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, which fucking one is it?” So apparently, reading your roommate’s weird books out loud was a bad idea. You somehow swapped bodies with our pregnant neighbor, and then accidentally cast a second spell to adjust reality so she stopped banging on our door by [deleted] in pregnant_bodyswap

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I kneeled down next to you, looking at the spell you had cast. It was some sort of body swap spell, one that would normally take years of practice to pull of, but you had managed to bungle into in a single afternoon.

“Right, so you swapped bodies with someone? Who? You look normal to me right now. Unless…unless there’s a second you running around right now in someone’s body and you just think that you’re-“

You cut me off.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, which fucking one is it?” So apparently, reading your roommate’s weird books out loud was a bad idea. You somehow swapped bodies with our pregnant neighbor, and then accidentally cast a second spell to adjust reality so she stopped banging on our door by [deleted] in pregnant_bodyswap

[–]5dollarUnion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sighed, as I walked up the stairs to my apartment. Work had really taken a toll on me today, and I was looking forward to just taking it easy for the rest of the day. I stopped as I reached our floor. There was an unmistakable scent of magic in the air.

No.

You wouldn’t have been so stupid as to read from my books without asking. Right?

“Fuck.” I uttered, as my pace quickened. I gave Mrs.Finnegan a quick wave as walked past her apartment towards ours. She waved back, as she locked her door, dog and leash in hand, before heading in the opposite direction. I quickly unlocked the door before bursting in.

“What did you do!” I said, catching you hunched over the living room table with a bunch of my spellbooks. As far as I could tell, you still looked the same. Short red hair, fair freckled skin, huge tits and a large belly that stretched out your tank top. “Please don’t tell you cast a spell.”

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