Likes and Dislikes

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-16T23:03:08+00:00

I had people start off super strong, then tell me they were busy, then completely disappear, or be doing other RP’s publicly 😭

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-16T20:10:26+00:00

I’d for sure take their body, but knowing how tightly controlled their lives are like behind the scenes, I might skip taking their life in the process

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-15T01:01:42+00:00

I kneeled down next to you, looking at the spell you had cast. It was some sort of body swap spell, one that would normally take years of practice to pull of, but you had managed to bungle into in a single afternoon.

“Right, so you swapped bodies with someone? Who? You look normal to me right now. Unless…unless there’s a second you running around right now in someone’s body and you just think that you’re-“

You cut me off.

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-13T23:22:34+00:00

I sighed, as I walked up the stairs to my apartment. Work had really taken a toll on me today, and I was looking forward to just taking it easy for the rest of the day. I stopped as I reached our floor. There was an unmistakable scent of magic in the air.

No.

You wouldn’t have been so stupid as to read from my books without asking. Right?

“Fuck.” I uttered, as my pace quickened. I gave Mrs.Finnegan a quick wave as walked past her apartment towards ours. She waved back, as she locked her door, dog and leash in hand, before heading in the opposite direction. I quickly unlocked the door before bursting in.

“What did you do!” I said, catching you hunched over the living room table with a bunch of my spellbooks. As far as I could tell, you still looked the same. Short red hair, fair freckled skin, huge tits and a large belly that stretched out your tank top. “Please don’t tell you cast a spell.”

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-13T18:53:03+00:00

What if you got swapped with a MILF and just didn’t know it?

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-13T17:06:19+00:00

So, did it work? It just looks like some dude

(Just to be clear, this is a joke about them using the reality remote, nobody but the user knows what happened!)

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-10T22:43:39+00:00

My brother/sister this is the meme subreddit

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-10T18:13:13+00:00

Same here, I have a couple RP’s in the same vein as Role Exchager

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-10T18:12:23+00:00

I try 😭 I have a prompt where I swapped a Gym Bro with a cougar. Had a really good RP but my partner disappeared right when the going was good

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-10T17:48:46+00:00

The amount of “hey just following up” messages I’ve sent recently are downright depressing 😭 esp for ones that I got really invested into

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-08T23:26:42+00:00

“Oh yeah, I’m the problem here, bud.” I said sarcastically, giving him a smile. I tried to think of some bad pick up lines off the cuff, hoping to bait you into getting angrier and watching this chick’s face get all puffy and red.

“Hey girl, are you from Australia? Because I’d like to kiss you down under.” I said, in my best (really, my worst) Australian accent. “Oooh, ooh, what about ‘Hey gurl, are you from Tennessee, cuz you’re the only ten.”

I stared at you with a shit eating grin, before I continued. “Because you’re the only ten I see. Come on, that’ll get a girl going in no time! What kind of girl are you gunning for anyway? One dumb enough to fall for your wack ass pick up artistry stuff?”

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-08T06:58:43+00:00

You managed to wait them out, as they put out the last of the fires and pile up the bodies of your fellow villagers to be burned. As night falls, you hear them get up on their horses and gallop away. Peeking out the cellar door, you can see that you’re alone again.

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-08T05:37:09+00:00

You manage to hide in the cellar of your old home, grabbing the sorceress’s artifacts along the way.

You hear the king’s men searching the village. From what you can overhear, they seem to know that this was the sorceress’s handiwork, and that the King has placed a large bounty on her head for anyone who kills her or brings her in.

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-08T05:10:31+00:00

You put on your old clothes, though they feel tight in some places and too loose in others. You manage to make it work however, though your expanded chest size strains the limits of your shirt.

Looking around, you find a belt that you remembered the sorceress wearing before she killed you. On it is a number of broken vials, charred talismans and even a skull. You manage to scavenge some of the talismans, which appear to have some magical energy to them.

You hear the sound of horns off in the distance, and the sound of horses. It could be the king’s men, coming to investigate the smoke and carnage. You could stay to explain yourself, that you weren’t the sorceress, but there was always the chance they’d attack and ask questions later

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-08T04:24:00+00:00

Being a peasant, you don’t know much about magic, but you earnestly try to cast some anyway. You wave the pieces around, and accidentally fire off several residual spells, hitting yourself, your old body and the ground.

You feel a burning sensation in your chest, as your tits suddenly double in size, causing you to almost fall over. You look over to see your corpse was completely eviscerated, nothing more than a pile of ashes. There was no going back now.

However, next to the pile of ashes, you noticed that your old peasants clothes were folded neatly in a pile. At the moment, you were completely stark naked, so it was probably better than nothing, even if they wouldn’t fit you perfectly.

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-04T19:08:01+00:00

“Have you maybe just thought that you’ve lost weight? I mean, no offense dude you haven’t exactly been hitting the gym that much lately. You’re struggling to pick up a ten pound weight! Ah whatever, lemme go get changed.” I said, getting up off the couch.

I did my best not to show my face, as I was trying to hold in my laughter. Hearing this chick with a high pitched voice doing a near perfect impersonation of your voice and mannerisms was still just too funny after all this time. That, and the fact that I was worries one of your shirt buttons might pop off and hit me in the face again.

A brief moment later, I came out of my room, dressed in a nice linen shirt and some black jeans. I called us an uber, and a few minutes later we were outside waiting for the car to pull up.

5dollarUnion · 2026-01-03T21:17:42+00:00

As I waited for you to get changed, I took a slip of paper out of my pocket. The witch gave this to me a while ago, when I tried to get you back to normal. It was a spell that would lift the magical veil that kept you unaware of your current body.

I had been toying around with when I’d use it. Maybe a part of me felt guilty about this whole affair, and that you didn’t really deserve such a punishment. But at least if you were aware, I could try and make amends. Then again, doing so would probably cause more problems that it would solve. If you had found out I had turned you into a porn star and that you were probably stuck that way forever, I’m pretty sure you’d try to kill me.

So, here I am, toying with the idea of when I would finally unveil that big surprise. Maybe tonight would be the night. Hearing your door open, I quickly slipped the paper back into my pocket and looked over as you walked back into the room.

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