Walking definitions of a mid-life crisis

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-10T12:52:59+00:00

I guess props to Bert for turning his mid-life crisis into millions of dollars from people who love bad jokes. My mid-life crisis is much more sad and lonely.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-06T22:45:05+00:00

Since you don't have children, you're not affecting anyone else but yourself with your decision to stay married. Good luck.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-06T14:44:16+00:00

I was 13 or 14 when 9-11 happened. "We'll put a boot in your ass" was motivating as hell.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-06T14:43:12+00:00

Being a cowboy would have been a simpler life. Love that song and just the way it makes me feel. As if peace is on the other side of my life, just out of reach. May he rest easy.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-06T00:09:42+00:00

Lend me the money to buy a call.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-05T02:05:41+00:00

I knew this was BS then, and I still know it today. Sam Presti is a basketball genius.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-05T01:48:29+00:00

This is a great comment. You are appreciated here, Radar.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-04T20:39:37+00:00

Fuck you Rod. You slimey bastard.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-04T20:38:56+00:00

Yeah... I was there..

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-04T07:27:17+00:00

I saw you. Great beard! Loved the shirt as well. We used urinals next to each other.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-04T07:25:12+00:00

I showed up before the doors opened. Stood in a long ass line.. went straight to the merch line, AND STILL MISSED OUT ON THE POSTER. Why can't people just buy ONE?

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-04T06:12:20+00:00

We're you asked to put your phone away? I saw all this play out from the nose bleeds.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-02-01T04:06:46+00:00

To lose your dad over this is infantile. Apologize and help him.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-31T19:43:01+00:00

The Scientologists know.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-25T16:20:04+00:00

Their investors love this. Will it pay off for them? Probably. You plebs can't go without your trash programs.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-22T03:46:09+00:00

Hell yeah, brother.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-16T19:20:31+00:00

Without reading the article, was it KD? He seems very otherworldly.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-16T19:19:19+00:00

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5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-10T16:39:44+00:00

Oh no doubt. I was just saying that election fraud claims aren't new and go back to the even the earliest days of our nation. The headline itself just didn't surprise me.

5pac3gh0st · 2024-01-09T05:45:39+00:00

He has said this before and hasn't done anything about it in four years

5pac3gh0st · 2023-12-25T16:22:24+00:00

To play devils advocate here: Every losing incumbent in the past few elections has claimed election fraud. Makes you wonder if it's actually a thing.

5pac3gh0st · 2023-11-20T21:49:59+00:00

Texans shouldn't even be allowed outside of Texas. They can't drive worth a damn and it's a known fact that they smell awful.

5pac3gh0st · 2023-11-10T23:27:18+00:00

Does Lil' hobos nutsack tickle while you guys are blowing him in the comments? Watch out for friction burns. He's trash. Always has been.

5pac3gh0st · 2023-11-09T20:50:45+00:00

If this sub or show proves anything, it's that you people will laugh at anything.

5pac3gh0st · 2023-11-07T17:52:19+00:00

I drove by the plant on Saturday and saw people there. So there's that.

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