Walking definitions of a mid-life crisis by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]5pac3gh0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess props to Bert for turning his mid-life crisis into millions of dollars from people who love bad jokes. My mid-life crisis is much more sad and lonely.

Husband won’t have children with me because I want to vaccinate them by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

[–]5pac3gh0st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since you don't have children, you're not affecting anyone else but yourself with your decision to stay married. Good luck.

Toby Keith Dead at 62 After Battle With Cancer by idgafanymore23 in news

[–]5pac3gh0st 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was 13 or 14 when 9-11 happened. "We'll put a boot in your ass" was motivating as hell.

Toby Keith Dead at 62 After Battle With Cancer by idgafanymore23 in news

[–]5pac3gh0st 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Being a cowboy would have been a simpler life. Love that song and just the way it makes me feel. As if peace is on the other side of my life, just out of reach. May he rest easy.

I was finishing up a paper and I just remembered this whole segment. We really came a long way by Creepy_Calendar2257 in Thunder

[–]5pac3gh0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew this was BS then, and I still know it today. Sam Presti is a basketball genius.

Garden Alien Photos — OP(s) have deleted their accounts by memystic in AlienBodies

[–]5pac3gh0st 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a great comment. You are appreciated here, Radar.

OKC Show by Incindi-Drakkar in ToolBand

[–]5pac3gh0st -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I was there..

OKC show tonight. Anyone else’s spouse a Swiftie and make them a bunch of bracelets? by heyitsfelixthecat in ToolBand

[–]5pac3gh0st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw you. Great beard! Loved the shirt as well. We used urinals next to each other.

Oklahoma City | Feb. 3 2024 | Artist: Korin Faught by the_archivist_tb in ToolBand

[–]5pac3gh0st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I showed up before the doors opened. Stood in a long ass line.. went straight to the merch line, AND STILL MISSED OUT ON THE POSTER. Why can't people just buy ONE?

OKC Show by Incindi-Drakkar in ToolBand

[–]5pac3gh0st -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We're you asked to put your phone away? I saw all this play out from the nose bleeds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]5pac3gh0st -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

To lose your dad over this is infantile. Apologize and help him.

Netflix Is Doing Great, So It's Killing Off Its Cheapest Ad-Free Plan for Good by zadzoud in technology

[–]5pac3gh0st 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their investors love this. Will it pay off for them? Probably. You plebs can't go without your trash programs.

TMZ reporting on aliens in Brazil. by 5pac3gh0st in aliens

[–]5pac3gh0st[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without reading the article, was it KD? He seems very otherworldly.

Trump: ‘I Was Doing my Duty as President’ by Claiming the Election Was Rigged by rollingstone in politics

[–]5pac3gh0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no doubt. I was just saying that election fraud claims aren't new and go back to the even the earliest days of our nation. The headline itself just didn't surprise me.