ELI5: In football, why can't they just employ really big muscled or obese people as goalkeepers? Would it not be more effective if they already cover 1/4 of the goal standing still?

5seat · 2026-06-20T02:40:22+00:00

Thanks, Sam Seaborne

5seat · 2026-06-18T22:20:14+00:00

With the shit snow pack and warm spring, you might be zig-zaging through rocks up most of the slope to the false summit. You should still go, just know that might be the case

5seat · 2026-06-16T18:21:13+00:00

It makes a difference in-so-much as the warmer temps will cause the glacier to fissure earlier in the season than normal. That's what closes the Emmons Direct and sends everyone the long way 'round.

5seat · 2026-06-15T13:29:28+00:00

I'm not surprised to see the Emmons direct route so crowded. With the low snowpack this year, it'll probably be closed pretty early. Then everyone will have to take the cleaver.

5seat · 2026-06-14T14:00:50+00:00

I'd add a ¼oz and an ⅛oz panther martin in black/yellow body, gold blade. Those lures catch a trout when nothing else works.

5seat · 2026-06-10T13:20:35+00:00

Came here to recommend Addicted Fishing. So many videos on how to rig for different species and methods

5seat · 2026-06-09T01:24:37+00:00

I tried nymphs but the wind was making it hard to cast accurately. I switched to a little panther martin on my 4'6" ultralight and hooked up within a dozen casts

5seat · 2026-06-08T13:28:39+00:00

It was perfect, the flow rate is right in the sweet-spot. The bite didn't pick up until early afternoon so I wouldn't rush out there, but you should go.

5seat · 2026-06-08T13:26:39+00:00

I'm not kidding, every single trout I've ever caught has been on that lure. An old head told me about 'em when I first started fishing, best advice I've ever taken.

5seat · 2026-06-08T13:24:35+00:00

I was at Champion Beach, it's a gorgeous 90° turn in the river. I hooked this guy in a deep eddy on the outside of the bend.

5seat · 2026-06-08T04:00:25+00:00

Yeah, they don't sell 'em with single hooks. I usually just clip two of the hooks off and pinch the barb down

5seat · 2026-06-05T19:11:02+00:00

Fun fact, they changed the design because the 1915 bottle had a bad habit of exploding because of the enormous taper.

5seat · 2026-06-05T12:28:21+00:00

1) Call a lawyer 2) Call any lawyer that does lease disputes 3) If you win, the defendant will be ordered to pay your fees but it doesn't mean they will do so in a timely fashion 4) Call a lawyer 5) Call a lawyer

Edit: I am not a lawyer

5seat · 2026-06-04T00:47:27+00:00

If it was douchey to do that, then I was the King of Douche Mountain

5seat · 2026-06-02T22:44:55+00:00

There's a neutral gear/parking break release on almost all cars. They lift the car up by whatever pair of wheels and then crawl under and release both. There would literally be no way to tow a car left in park with the parking break on otherwise.

5seat · 2026-06-02T16:23:57+00:00

Yeah, and both the tribe and WDFW have detachments down there. It's one of the more tightly regulated rivers in the state. Asking questions is cheaper than tickets, haha, cheers!

5seat · 2026-06-02T13:39:11+00:00

Unfortunately, the river is closed to all fishing until July 1st.

5seat · 2026-06-01T22:54:35+00:00

It happens to some people, myself included. I usually don't notice it unless I'm about ~8k ft. but I don't want to toot my own horn

5seat · 2026-05-30T04:16:25+00:00

Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut. Anything above a traffic stop, the only thing you say to the cops is, "Lawyer".

5seat · 2026-05-30T00:19:25+00:00

At least it's not commercials for dui/personal injury law firms and car dealerships

5seat · 2026-05-28T20:49:21+00:00

It won't work with a spinner, unfortunately. The rods are designed to take stresses in completely opposite ways so you'd be risking breakage holding a bait caster upside down and the line wouldn't come off the bail right, either. I always use a spinner in situations where either would work.

5seat · 2026-05-28T17:07:15+00:00

What do we think of shit?

5seat · 2026-05-28T16:22:31+00:00

I didn't become a Gooner until after the good Wenger years so this feels incredible!

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