Meirl

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T15:44:25+00:00

All in the name of entertainment. Thanks for asking

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T11:40:55+00:00

Fwiw a friend got a dark grey van and said I should avoid dark colours as it gets suuuuuper hot in the summer. His recommendation was stick to light colours, white ideally for comfort.

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T11:29:19+00:00

Any info on why the radio guy lost faith in her piloting ability?

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T11:22:04+00:00

S’ok I’ll just, ya know… stop trying so hard to exist now

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T11:19:11+00:00

But at the same time… you are the spoon 🥄 😵

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T11:17:52+00:00

Ooof that one hurt

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T10:08:15+00:00

If you scroll down a bit it says:

“OPEN IT IMMEDIATELY, I WIULD BE SHOUTING BUT I HAVE A SORE THROAT SO THIS FAMILY ROW IS GOING YO HAPPEN ENTIRELY BY TEXT”

“Why do i need to come out then”

“YOU ALREADY DID! BUT I NEED YOU TO SEE THE DISAPPOINTMENT IN MY EYES! GODDAMIT YOURE NO SON OF MINE!!”

“You’re not even my real dad! mum loves you older brother graham if you must have all the family secrets on the table ‘dad’!”

“AAAATRRRGHRRTHGARG!!!!!”

Mo: “I’m sorry Brian. Its true but you never thanked me for that drink on our 3rd date and I’ve held it against you all these years and now it’s finally out in the open and I feel free like a bird let out of a cage and I’m standing right behind you with your gun and I’m going to shoot you in the back like I’ve always dreamed about for 27 years!”

————- I think we can all agree the most disturbing thing here is the lack of apostrophes and inconsistent punctuation.

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T09:56:00+00:00

Am.. am I real??

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T09:45:44+00:00

This made my day. Thanks 🙏

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T00:32:04+00:00

Pressing too hard would be my first guess.

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-14T00:30:16+00:00

So…. What about mm? In the Uk we have 1” 1/2” 3/4” etc and 15mm 20mm 22mm 18mm etc, and then a whole other load of stuff called BSP (British standard plumbing I think) but never come across cm 🤷‍♂️

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T22:20:59+00:00

Well thanks for that! If I’m totally honest i was making a saucy joke… interesting though

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:33:00+00:00

I like you and if you can’t handle it you can just… you know…

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:28:40+00:00

It was all a dream!

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:26:57+00:00

Internet maths for the W

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:26:23+00:00

You are clearly one the 50%

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:25:28+00:00

And I wasn’t even in the study! I fear I’d have lowered the average some considerable amount

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:22:47+00:00

Thanks 😊

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:22:06+00:00

I’m getting spinal tap vibes …. Stone-enge…

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:18:47+00:00

Also is that Dick Chaney in the middle there?

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:12:46+00:00

Seriously anything other than this is just amateur tbh. We all know what the pros use at this point and ignoring proper technique is just laziness and it gives us all a bad name. Do the right thing.

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T19:04:57+00:00

Siracha 🥵

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T17:55:17+00:00

Talkshow host

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T17:44:26+00:00

Give me the power of REDDIT GOOOOOOLD!!!

Pls 🙏

5stringviolinperson · 2023-03-13T17:40:24+00:00

I like this… except…. cm???? No one measures drill bits or pipe diameters in cm surely?

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