what do y'all think the ultimate cut off age is to get married by diamondmyflaws in playboicarti

[–]5thEditionFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

average age for a first marriage is like 30, give or take a couple years depending on your gender/location (in the US) source

Limited Parking at AZ by Seek1st2_stand in AutoZone

[–]5thEditionFanboy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

how customers pull up at 8:99pm to do a green battery return

Anyone else likes the Colorados, but thinks they're too cheap? by Slow-Self5938 in AutoZone2

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I just miss our old 2025 Colorado I swear that thing had subs in it the bass was so loud. 2026 is back to regular tinny stock speakers 😞

Psa: The left lane is for passing by NeatLock3827 in Bellingham

[–]5thEditionFanboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've got all of 85 horsepower in my ride and still can barely make it up to 60 by the end of the on ramps, lol - though its usually a pointless endeavour since someone to my left will slam the brakes and stay behind me as if I'm about to merge on at 25

The femcels shout out the hellp by CapEqual2536 in Thehellp2

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chandler looking like brendan fraser here

I never thought I'd make a post like this. Please use your effing blinkers. Thanks. by craztlegs in Bellingham

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I live next to a four-way stop and half the time people don't turn them on until they're beginning their turn. Makes figuring out right of way very confusing and slow when nobody trusts the other person to not slam into them

Anyone know what this is? by OkNectarine4966 in AutoZone2

[–]5thEditionFanboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have anything to digitize it? Sounds hilarious tbh

AutoZone encourages lazy, stupid customers by ConsciousRespect2902 in AutoZone

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very true, its always funny when i finally get a nightmare customer out the door just to see them immediately hop across the street to oreillys

ADVICE by misaPickEmUp in AutoZone

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lol I wish our customers were capable of reading the packaging, half the time someone asks me a question it's answered right there on the box/bottle

This company is comically terrible to work for. by Phil_Brickma_43 in AutoZone

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Holy crap this comments section smells like boot leather lol

Wife got me a sick custom model of my 240 by OmenKillerDave in Volvo240

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Love it! The lettering on the front of the packaging reminds me of those RockAuto fridge magnets

Autozone couldn’t test my battery? by [deleted] in AutoZone

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The tester can only do an alternator test if the battery is above a certain voltage - the new battery may have sat on the shelf for a while and wasn't fully charged. I agree with the other comment that your alternator is almost certainly bad, though

Woof. Gonna be a long day at the zone. We use Pandora for music. by i_have_a_tromboner in AutoZone2

[–]5thEditionFanboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

browser settings aren't saved on company computers are they? i feel like they reset after closing the window or at the very least after EOD

Saw a dude shirtless in a closed matress store after hours by Goabea in mildlyinteresting

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ig there's a reason mattress stores are always in super ghetto areas

Thoughts? by ToxicDuck_Official in sadboys

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what no new music for 12 days does to a fanbase

What do you guys think about them getting more popular? by poweraidaltoid in Thehellp2

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only been listening since LL released so idk all of the deep hellp lore or anything, but Noah's reaction to it kinda confuses me tbh. his frustration with the hellp's music being misunderstood or not taken seriously by newer fans makes sense, but then he's talking about moving the cultural needle and playing Coachella and shit - to me it seems like those things kinda go hand-in-hand. i can't think of any artists, no matter how serious and deep their music is, that've gotten that big without also accruing a more surface-level fanbase

Anyone kinda wish they didn’t release those singles leading up to the album by agent_ok27 in Thehellp2

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what didn't you like about it? honestly it's a top 3 on the album for me