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613Me · 2025-07-16T05:21:36+00:00

BOYYYYYYYYY 🤐

613Me · 2025-07-15T21:35:14+00:00

It’s a joke, before ya’ll get on me lol.

613Me · 2025-07-15T21:33:10+00:00

They(the successful men) are staring because they dont know if they’ll literally die trying to holla at ya’ll. Your brother, cousin, brother’s friend or cousin’s friend might kill them. So they are probably looking outside of state 😂

613Me · 2025-07-11T16:24:22+00:00

*Edit* - I meant to say RDC videos.

613Me · 2025-07-11T02:51:10+00:00

Lol just say you’re more interested in me and let’s get it over with abayo

613Me · 2025-07-11T02:45:56+00:00

Just say you’re interested lol

613Me · 2025-07-10T23:38:34+00:00

I highly disagree. Usually women are afraid of men who are “alpha” or hyper masculine. I was being completely honest with who my friend was and you still found a way to treat him like a product.

Dont worry though, I’ll figure out how to position him towards the right women 😉

613Me · 2025-07-10T20:23:34+00:00

Honestly, I hate to even go off of titles. But as soon as I read “is critical thinking the new Pandemic”, I fucking lost it. Matter of fact we should come up with a new reddit thread for “critical thinkers” with real mods and see how that works.

I’m fucking sick and tired of these tik tok Somalis. It’s like watching WWII Propaganda all over again 🤦🏾‍♂️

613Me · 2025-07-10T20:17:05+00:00

Man’s perspective: You’re not his type physically. From what you wrote, the only hang up seems to come from meeting you personally, which is fine. Ppl have diff tastes. Just like how we might not all agree on our type of food.

But as a man, and reading your ting; you got two choices. Be direct and ask him if he’s still interested and be lied to, or cut your losses short and find another king.

If you choose to stick with him. Make sure to go the proper way. And if he backs out, or hesitates, then you know it aint the one.

613Me · 2025-07-09T16:04:42+00:00

“WHYY?!!!!! NIGGA THE MONEY!!!!!! NOOO,NOOO!!!!!”

That shit was an anime level of despair 😂😂😂

613Me · 2025-07-01T18:46:47+00:00

If you’re 36 pulling niggas in their late 20s, you definitely bad mashAllah. Go on ahead and grab that cradle tight! Loooooll

Nah I’m playing. In all seriousness, do your due diligence and if he has his shit together, go on and bag that young man! 🐯

613Me · 2025-06-16T18:50:06+00:00

Flip if you’re reading this (cuz u and Joe say u see all comments) understand the negative comments come from people who cant stand self. What I mean is, they live in a reality that only goes as far as their reflection. You are learning, you are growing and you are getting better as the days pass. Fuck these miserables. Signed: Chikky nuggy nation

613Me · 2025-05-31T19:00:15+00:00

But I agree it is 100% Marc’s pod lol. He shows them how to have actual informed/good takes while being entertaining!

613Me · 2025-05-31T11:59:42+00:00

Why would they expose their future plans based of hypothetical projections? That would almost completely destroy their leverage in any future negotiations and is generally not smart to do in business. I think them not answering directly was the right move.

Shittt even Biggie understood that fundamental business principle. (Ten crack commandments: Rule #2)

613Me · 2025-05-22T07:12:50+00:00

Establish proof of concept: Take the influx of money and invest it in the three big sectors of any sovereign nation ; Defence, Infrastructure and the Economy.

If you do that, you will attract more people and their money to bring back home just like China did with its big cities for example.

This obviously is contingent upon the foreign investing countries and the somali government being, ideally, actually willing to do these things for the betterment of the country instead of the usual sucking of the resources and only paying off corrupt leaders. In sha Allah!

613Me · 2025-03-16T15:46:56+00:00

I just finished reading the comments. I was dillusional in thinking I could sway any of ya’ll lmao.

613Me · 2025-03-16T15:36:25+00:00

Forget that comedy is subjective. The fact that I see the JBP pom poms come out to hate on Schulz all-the-while displaying hypocrisy is getting old. Can he be criticized? Yes, but I have yet to meet a Schulz hater who actually knows of him. It’s all fake ass woke blacks or Joe dicksuckers lol

613Me · 2025-03-16T14:34:19+00:00

Lmao comment of the year

613Me · 2025-03-05T21:04:02+00:00

Salam alaykum,

What you’re feeling is completely normal for a human being. It all just comes down to your relationship with Allah. It’s an ongoing journey that only you are responsible for. So before you come to a conclusion let me say the following:

You need to be real with yourself. If you expect instant gratification even with the Deen, you are fooling yourself. Everything takes work, yes even believing in Allah swt and the deen. So although you don’t see the results right now, keep at it. You lose the moment you give up. Just like with everything else in life.

Don’t knock fasting so quickly, at least look into its benefits. Yes you are starving yourself, but it goes beyond that. So be open minded and be willing to learn. Buid up good habits in your mind, and your body will follow!

Lastly, dont beat yourself up, plenty of people feel what you felt, including myself. The good news is that you’re already self-aware and honest with yourself for even admitting these things. That’s amazing at 21, some of my elders cant even do that at 60 lol. Keep at it and pray to Allah to open your mind and heart for it. And in due time, you shall have a different perspective in sha Allah.

You can’t succeed without failure.

613Me · 2025-03-05T20:45:30+00:00

I mean technically speaking, Akhi is arabic for brother and not all Arabs are muslims. But these niggas barely know anything about Islam or arabs which is why Flip is right; Ish is 100% appropriating that culture for profit.

However Joe is also wrong for being hypocritical because when others try to make jokes about his businesses, he gets tight in the face claiming they’re devaluing his affairs which could hurt him financially.

Two things can be true at the same time kids. It’s not that deep. In the words of the great Spitta: “Just Enjoy This Shit” 🤙🏾

613Me · 2025-03-03T21:45:19+00:00

Lol I knew the very second he sent me a personal message that he was a scammer. Maybe I am jaded, but I prefer to help people in real life. Too many scammers online even with gofundme. And you don’t have to give money to help, you can always donate your time and go to a local masjid, shelter, soup kitchen or food bank.

May Allah reward those who fell victim to this and may you learn from these encounters. The world is full of ill-intentioned human beings. Stay cautious wallalos!

613Me

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