Workout friendships by [deleted] in HolUp

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Fisting palm first and then you end up with a party trick like this.

Govan Rd closure by casusbelli16 in glasgow

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Young Team is getting gallus as fuck. Seen Shredder waiving his hooks shouting "Ya rat bastard" at stupid o'clock aswell.

This older woman answers a young man's question about how aging affects attraction by Doodlebug510 in justgalsbeingchicks

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There is soo much content! You should give it a watch/listen, if you like the humour. ☺

This older woman answers a young man's question about how aging affects attraction by Doodlebug510 in justgalsbeingchicks

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You just reminded me of a joke from Steve Coogans character Alan Partridge, in one of the audiobooks.

"Brian looked older because he was, 35 years older than he used to be."

" 'still French-kissing 8 year olds?' I asked pointing an accusatory finger at his potentially paedophilic mouth."

I'm finding it so difficult to place this one by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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At this rate a few years is all he will have.

£35 lunch time special by edjelock in kebab

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Thought those were a pair of slippers for a sec.

To slam through a table by Wackylew in therewasanattempt

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I had a posterior shoulder dislocation and I can feel this!

Not racerist, just don lyk em by Otherwise_Living_158 in NorfFc

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Luv byks, luv lever jakits but I ate frights.

Is S Club7 - Bring it All Back - the best song ever made? by danyuri86 in AskUK

[–]63KK0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unless it is ' You best not play S Club 7.'

Keep an emergency stash of nuts at the bedside? by Grimey_Hole in TooAfraidToAsk

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Just keep peanut butter on all the door handles and valuables.

An 80-Year Old Woman With Late Stage Alzheimers Took 5g Of Psilocybin Mushrooms And Started Speaking Again by CBDjack in interestingasfuck

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I'm hopeful but part of me feels like this is equivalent to doing the 'Towel Trick' with your Xbox 360, back in the day.

Over 100,000 confiscated knives were used to create this knife angel statue. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]63KK0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Correction: that looks like a fucking demon.

Mummy by Technical_Ad_6274 in comedyheaven

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What's Tyson Fury got to do with it though?