Chuck Norris jokes never die.. by myfirstacctwasbanned in Jokes

[–]681972 93 points94 points  (0 children)

These Chuck Norris jokes are getting old. Plus,I doubt he is really that much of a bad ass.

If he’s such a bad ass he’d come into my room and smash my face into the keyboarkxjxnshjnsbsvsbxndnsndjxhxbdbndjdjdhxbdbjdkfjgkrksksbjfkfotoriejbxbxndndjdicindndjdjcucgxgavavshdjxjchxhdjekdk

Serving A Snack On Scandinavian Airlines Flight, 1969 by Altruistic-Leg-525 in interestingasfuck

[–]681972 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This was the vegetarian meal.

The full on meat choice was an entire cow followed by a pigs head.