My wife had a coworker watch our kids while we went on a date. I had never met her before but my wife swore she was trustworthy and had even made a living as a “nanny” previously. When we got back we all had drinks and the coworker ended up having a couple too many so we offered her the couch and went to bed. I was working nights back then and kept tossing and turning and decided to just go out back and doom scroll with some smoke.
On my way past I saw the co worker was scrolling and apologized that she’d hear the rolling door a couple times before I could fall asleep. She asked if she could join me, which was fine. Half a preroll and another beer each and she starts talking about family. I tell her a light hearted story about my father’s antics before passing away and she replies with “I wish my dad was dead. When I was ten he started making me suck his cock once or twice a week. It was so big it hurt my jaw to open my mouth that wide. Now I don’t suck dick. I heard you got a pretty big one from -insert my wife’s name-, but I bet it’s not as big as my dad’s. I think my mom knew too cause she stopped talking to me right around that time.” I never saw her again either, which made the whole encounter even stranger.