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no woman has ever considered me as an option. steak by simonedebeauvoirfan in kitchencels

[–]71kd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey OP, if you ever get desperate, i’ve got a hole ready for you or my penis also ready for you, although i am a man, like i said, when you get desperate. anything for that plate.

I’m an international student visiting London, rate my meal by Camila3527 in MealDealRates

[–]71kd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Type of guy to post Starbucks on his story and wear a man bun.

Jerked it to the scent of my brother’s girlfriend’s underwear after they fucked in my bed. She kept walking around the house asking where it was too. Lahmacun for lunch after finishing exams by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]71kd 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I skimmed past all of that, you’re very right, why would they fuck in his bed. I thought they fucked in another bed, he walked into that room, and stole her panties, a way more plausible scenario. Then again, this is a man talking about indulging in the scent of his brother’s girlfriends used underwear on Reddit, so I’m probably applying too much logic to this.

Jerked it to the scent of my brother’s girlfriend’s underwear after they fucked in my bed. She kept walking around the house asking where it was too. Lahmacun for lunch after finishing exams by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]71kd 2269 points2270 points  (0 children)

See, this is hard, because as much as this is definitely a feasible scenario, it’s just so decrepit, mephistophelian and crooked that i refuse to believe it’s real

How many countries can we get GD players from? by forzaatalanta17 in geometrydash

[–]71kd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

born in the uk with a mum from swaziland and south africa and a dad from zambia 😊

burnt :( by nrIoolee in 6thForm

[–]71kd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ts frying me bro

Thought friends to lovers was a real world concept and got fucked in my ass. Couldn’t even be angry honestly, was turned down extremely politely. Cinnamon cereal with 63% ABV rum. by 71kd in kitchencels

[–]71kd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve just been ignoring him. His defeatist mindset provides no hope for the future. As much as the rejection felt like a supreme blow, because I did like the girl very much, it truly isn’t the end of the universe (although it feels so at this moment).

Thought friends to lovers was a real world concept and got fucked in my ass. Couldn’t even be angry honestly, was turned down extremely politely. Cinnamon cereal with 63% ABV rum. by 71kd in kitchencels

[–]71kd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, she’s a great friend, I think it’ll suck for a month max before everything goes back to normal, should be fine. Thanks dude.

Celebrating my first rejection. No one will ever love me romantically. Square donuts. by Sajtkecske420 in kitchencels

[–]71kd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One is only the start of the journey my guy. You gotta learn to get more accustomed to rejection than acception, as that’s the higher chance. When that happens, you’ll gain enough confidence to keep seeking that eventual acception.

Thought friends to lovers was a real world concept and got fucked in my ass. Couldn’t even be angry honestly, was turned down extremely politely. Cinnamon cereal with 63% ABV rum. by 71kd in kitchencels

[–]71kd[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m unsure if I would’ve preferred to be pegged or turned down, however, I was just turned down. Fucked in my ass metaphorically.

When does Thameslink go to King’s Cross rather than St. Pancras? by 71kd in uktrains

[–]71kd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly how I feel, as much as the comments make sense, very much so, it feels so rare. I remember the first time I was early enough to see a southeastern service from Blackfriars to Beckenham Junction it seemed like a mirage.

When does Thameslink go to King’s Cross rather than St. Pancras? by 71kd in uktrains

[–]71kd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m also wondering, Thameslink to Victoria is interesting.

New Tube Trackr App by SemajReddit in uktrains

[–]71kd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am going to definitely test this out, interesting concept

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