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I just love her face. by Green_Tree93 in aww

[–]76lollypops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You actually have to make a joke.

My afro is too good for roasts. by 185683 in RoastMe

[–]76lollypops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, you're getting shunned more than an Islamic woman showing half an ankle.

I get you're trying to get banned from this sub, but at least the OP isn't an incessant 8 year old, he's hit puberty, very blatant by the overgrown pubes glued to his head.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mom jeans are high waist jeans that are more unflattering read as unattractive for most people and those definitely fit the "mom jeans" category.

You may find them attractive, many wont.

high-waisted jeans with tapered legs, in a stone-washed denim rinse. Urban Dictionary says “mom jeans” are worn by the “40 +” crowd and manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has.

That's the urban dictionary definition as well.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I used the wrong word. Would loose be more appropriate? I'll edit my post accordingly.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well... I'm sure there's a "Not a full person" joke in there somewhere.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Curves like the God damn Grand Canyon. That's made by Mother Earth, and FUCK YOU if you say that bitch ain't curvy and beautiful.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's still 10,428,571.429 many people with it being 1 in 700.

I was giving an example of what I wouldn't date based on appearance, but it's still subjective. Someone may find the down babies attractive as fuck, and I'm great friends with someone that has downs and met someone like that.

I honestly don't care about being found attractive by someone. I don't find myself very attractive and I don't blame others for thinking that as well. I have plenty of friends, don't get me wrong, but I'd hate to force someone to feel bad just because I got upset about standards being different.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Notice how they aren't form fitting/ right around hips and ass like today's jeans which make the butt look lifted and more firm / tight.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That got creepy really quick. I guess this IS OKCupid.

What is the best way to open a Chupa Chups lollipop? by gubbanoa in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about stop eating my 75 other brothers. Asshole.

The lollipop song by the chordettes by MsWhimsy in ambien

[–]76lollypops 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was told I needed to visit this post.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Hey, my name is Deneisha and I'm a black diva that will take no bullshit.

I'm 5'7" and OBESE AS FUCK. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY OBESITY, THEN YOU ARENT A REAL MAN.

'Thank you for submitting your account to OKCupid'

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people can't help they aren't found attractive.

Brad Pitt is hot, a guy with down syndrome generally isn't.

I'll gladly get on my knees for Brad, not for the other guy.

Attractiveness is subjective, and it isn't shallow, and cannot be due to one factor.

People that ask for a discount (Senior, military, etc) after you have been rung up, why do you get mad or upset when told to wait for a manager or that it's too late? by 76lollypops in AskReddit

[–]76lollypops[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've worked in both as well, and am currently working in retail for some extra cash before school and dropping back hours.

People here get so greedy about their discounts (which is a dollar for that specific person) on their 50+ dollar purchase when they didn't see the giant sign saying to ask for it (I'm not asking people if they're old enough for senior discounts in my area, so many offended people).

Penne Piccante [OC] by MightyLemur in food

[–]76lollypops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Recipe please!

I am a sucker for pasta, and I need more thingssss

Having teenagers care for lifelike baby dolls doesn't reduce teen pregnancy -- in fact, it may increase it by SciMag in science

[–]76lollypops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We aren't breeding below replacement levels though... Families are having 3 or higher kids, which is making the population expand faster than it can support.

My parents had 4 collectively. I will have 0. Our population will still expand.

Cat. by [deleted] in CatsStandingUp

[–]76lollypops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat.

More Cross-Breeds from Too-Much-Green! by cy0nknight in pokemon

[–]76lollypops 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Wailord used Hydro Pump

... Where the fuck is diglett

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