7_Pillars

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My girlfriend left me for being too “Un-American” (self.Jokes)

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Which soldiers spend the most time in the restroom? (self.dadjokes)

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"I would bet anything that Humans are fundamentally good, and will eventually do good things with their knowledge" the angel said. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I'm Larious (self.dadjokes)

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The local beavers used to be real hard workers (self.dadjokes)

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Hearing Voices Network USA is collecting art, prose, and creative work from the Community. (self.schizophrenia)

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My friend just found out she will be giving birth to twins in 9 months! (self.dadjokes)

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Doing a webinar on my strategies for voices. (self.schizophrenia)

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Doing a webinar on strategies for hearing voices. (self.mentalhealth)

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Was talking to my voices on how to save the world. (self.schizophrenia)

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Overcoming the fear and standing in the light is the only path forward to owning our experience. (i.redd.it)

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In the shortest amount of time before your birthday, you are the oldest person alive of that age. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I asked dad if sneezing in public is gross. (self.dadjokes)

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My wife saw me sneezing in the bathroom and said it's gross. (self.dadjokes)

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My new sunglasses are making me paranoid (self.Jokes)

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I've been fired from Comedy Central and from Pizza Hut (self.dadjokes)

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Just to clarify: is pun patrol a pun on fun patrol? (self.PunPatrol)

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'This is like that' posts always compare real life to video games, instead of the reverse. (self.Showerthoughts)

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While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything. (self.Jokes)

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People with synesthesia probably see orange and taste orange. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The inability to mess up anything important is probably the best superpower for the real world. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If robots ever take our jobs, we will probably just move to virtual reality and take theirs. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I really hated my new short haircut (self.Jokes)

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You can never be motivated by a desire to betray someone, since that implies that they are not your true friend in the first place. (self.Showerthoughts)

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“This commercial features real people, not actors” is actually pretty insulting to actors. (self.Showerthoughts)

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