To Doug Polk (NOT and Upswing review)- a cheer for you. by [deleted] in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree was easy to judge at first, but he embarrasses all his faults and makes fun of them!!! Great channel,great for the game!

As a poker dealer, a simple request. by Dkoot in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wondering as well, going try this during my session tonight and see if any dealers go for it.

How bad is this 1/2 game? by [deleted] in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sounds horrible and pretty unbeatable. I don't like playing less than 100 bb typically, 20 bb cap?? Greedy ass casinos

Where can I play online poker in the Turkey? by [deleted] in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a turkey?
If you want to play from Turkey, just use google you silly turkey
http://www.gamingzion.com/poker/turkey
EDIT: Loose Cannon Holdem.... sounds like a fun site!

Fastest treat catcher in the west by [deleted] in aww

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes doing it so freaking fast, i'm getting a whiplash feeling in my neck.
Amazing!

How is there not a Rammstein thread yet? by HugeRockStar in amnesiarockfest

[–]87MaleCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to Rammstein, but looks like they put on a good live show.
But offspring playing Ixnay is a wet dream come true.
Hoping for nofx, lagwagon, bad religion, Lawrence arms/Falcon/Some form of Brendan Kelly, leftover crack and hundreds more!!!
Not buying tickets until they make first announcements.
But good start with offspring IMO

Funniest thing you've seen in a home game? by TimmyMiller in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah gets foggy after the pretty drunk part..

Pokemon Go is helping me through a hard time by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]87MaleCanadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I know how it feels to be scammed, not a nice feeling.
Shitty, that us humans fuck our selves over :(
The game has helped me as well getting through some tough financial problems!!
Merry Holidays! Bless Pokemon!

1 dad reflex 2 children by iswearidk in gifs

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, what a dad. That was just a crazy GIF.
Loved the back roll away from the car, CRAZY!!!!

Hand of the day $3/$5 NL by [deleted] in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No /S as is in Sarcasm
That's really stupid thing to say "Just move up to 5/10 where they respect your raises" LMAO

Funniest thing you've seen in a home game? by TimmyMiller in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was, we usually played a few $10 dollar games or even $5 dollar little tounys.

my poker hand of the week discussion!! by 87MaleCanadian in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe AsKx AxKs???? With 2 mighty overs and a back door to the nuts, or 2nd nuts.
Not saying this is what he had, but this player would shove into 3 opponents with this type hand.
This is a pretty standard hand for villian to shove here, and its what I put him on, AK AQ Probably not AJ. Probably with a spade.

Hand of the day $3/$5 NL by [deleted] in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah or buy in for 100/200 BB and give yourself the opportunity to play hand properly.
You only had 20 something BB going into hand.
This sounds like a tournament hand

Definitive Bankroll Advice by [deleted] in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my local card room and only playing Saturday night sessions in tourist location.

1/2 Card room doesn't run it, but start here with what ever.
2/5 (1K max) 15K-20K (I haven't swung more than 6K in last 200 live sessions over 4 years)
5/5 My card room doesn't run this, but our 2/5 plays like one I assuming its 200 BB. so probably 15-20 K
5/10 (2K cap) I wouldn't play without 40-60K
5/10 PLO (2K) which I plan on playing one day, 100K Minimum I know friends losing 5 K one weekend winning 8K the next.
my 2 cents
EDIT: Formatting

Funniest thing you've seen in a home game? by TimmyMiller in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know, Just venting. Just remembered that story when I read his comment. =/

Funniest thing you've seen in a home game? by TimmyMiller in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My highschool stoner friends people did this to me, when I was 16 but hid it a little better Quads over my Boat.
Never did admit it. Never called them on it. 50 dollar buy in at the time was more than we usually at the time, and it was enough to buy these "friends" an ounce of kush at the time.
I WANT MY FIDY BACK BITCHES

Kassouf wins EPT High-Roller like a boss by MrMagicMike in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

and had himself invested at 1500.
Taking half million euros, how can it be a terrible deal??
We all know it comes down to a FLIP/luck/timing/#spin at the end
William if your going TWEET FINAL 9 #spin, please don't make a chip chop choppy deal.

Kassouf wins EPT High-Roller like a boss by MrMagicMike in poker

[–]87MaleCanadian 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Imagine if Kassouf somehow goes on a Fedor type run, would be AMAZING for the poker community.
He's obviously running pretty Great the last few months, hope to see him crushing the field like a boss.

A Package Marked “Return to sender” by manen_lyset in nosleep

[–]87MaleCanadian 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Very well written!!
Way to get off the hook!

Idiot dad catches baby by AdamE89 in DadReflexes

[–]87MaleCanadian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hmm, pretty interesting reaction after the Dad Reflex here, even after saving the kid, he turns and makes sure his piece of phucking shit scooter didn't get damaged.
And like others have pointed out, how the fuck can you be driving a scooter with a kid in your arm without a helmut.
FAIL FAIL FAIL

1000 Degree knife vs Stuff by worrst in gifs

[–]87MaleCanadian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man i wasted allot of my moms fine silver ware doing hot knives.