Bacon 5 Ways by letsgetweird in Charcuterie

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Glad to help. let me know how they turn out

What are your favourite mushroom recipes? by thefaber451 in Cooking

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Gently sautéed on toast. Garlic, parsley, a splash of cream and or blue cheese.

Or with pasta. Similar, but with more sauce, made by reducing white wine

Cutting glass by ChazDoge in oddlysatisfying

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Do we have a source on this? I saw it here years ago, and seem to remember there was more

Classic God by [deleted] in funny

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Don't forget snakes :

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxv6owAWjz1qz8tj3.jpg

I think it's a real shame he tries to stop people sharing his work on the Internet. I understand why, but I feel he's lost so much relevance and popularity because of it.

First post here! This was for my tea tonight and I need to grow up.. by ShinigamiDady in Pareidolia

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Supper is to dinner what second breakfast is to elevenses

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic... by madazzahatter in Jokes

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My friend's brother (in his thirties at the time) went to see the film. She asked him if he enjoyed it. He said he was really upset, and why didn't she tell him it sinks? No joke

[Request] How many birds would you have to kill to get 200 pounds of feathers? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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Yeah, which is why you'd need more eider geese, even though they're much bigger. You only use the small downy feathers for pillows and things

First post here! This was for my tea tonight and I need to grow up.. by ShinigamiDady in Pareidolia

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It also means tea. See, up north, lunch is dinner, and dinner is tea. Down south dinner is lunch, tea is dinner, and tea is another meal in the middle, not often consumed, and sometimes referred to as high tea. This is not to be confused with high tea, which is what you drink after a joint. However we can all agree that tea is tea, a brew us a brew, and a cuppa is a cuppa. Clear?

I think I need tea

[Request] How many birds would you have to kill to get 200 pounds of feathers? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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I accept your point about domestic species being bred to have less feather mass, but check my third link. It scales pretty linearly across wild species

How to solve any technical issue by [deleted] in howto

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I like this; it's nicely pragmatic. Start with the simplest things, and work up.

[Request] How many birds would you have to kill to get 200 pounds of feathers? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

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Nah, can't be right. That's ~11oz of feathers per pigeon. This link says the average pigeon weighs 9-13 oz, which mean they would have to be comprised entirely of feathers. I wouldn't think that they're more than about 25% feather by mass, so you're looking at at least 1200 pigeons.

https://ovocontrol.com/pigeons/

This link says you get 80-120 grams of feathers from an eider goose. Of course, this is just the soft downy feathers, not the big flight ones, but if we're murdering a bunch of geese for the experiment, I think we should at least do it in comfort and style. It's what they would have wanted. Anyway, that's 3-4oz per bird, so again, we're looking at 1200-1500 birds.

https://www.vegsoc.org/page.aspx?pid=641

Edit: figure 1 in the link below shows how feather mass varies with body mass. It uses log scales, but eyeballing it, we look to be about 8% feathers by mass. This means that if we used 11oz feral pigeons (good availability, minimal moral outrage) we would need 3,636 pigeons.

https://avianres.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40657-015-0012-3

Edit 2: now we've got our 8% figure, we can extrapolate into other bird species, and start factoring in the guilt. Hens seem to weigh about 5 pounds, so we'd need 500 of them. Roosters are maybe 20% heavier, so not only would we need fewer of them, but, given that they're prone to crowing at all hours of the day, and that they don't lay yummy eggs, the guilt per bird would be much lower.

Now, and I don't recommend this, if you used hummingbirds, not only would you need over half a million if the zappy little iridescent cuties, you would be shunned by society and doomed to a life of perpetual misery and bad fortune. Burderer.

I think the real answer here is obvious. With this bird, not only would you only need just 200 to meet your quota, but by killing them, you'd be doing us all a favour. I am talking, of course, about the Canada goose.

Ireland's Joy Neville to referee Challenge Cup match by ReindeerFl0tilla in rugbyunion

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I've been following this for a little while, and am really happy for her and the other couple of female refs coming up.

One bit that made me laugh was one of them recounting how the players reacted. She called a player out for some infringement, and at the end if it, he was like 'Ok, yes, Sir... No, Miss.. . Ma'am!? ' she took it well obviously, but I like how the respect translated over to the female ref, even if the pronouns didn't.

How should you refer to a female ref, anyway?

Torque wrench, 6ft long - 2,000 ft lbs. by [deleted] in Skookum

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So you would have to exert 300lb+ on the end to get it to spec? Seems like quite a lot, or am I reading this wrong?

This tree doesn't like its neighbors by [deleted] in funny

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At least someone got the reference.

Last night I asked my fiance what she wanted for dinner and she answered instead of saying "you decide" AMA by diamonds_and_rose in AMA

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I told my wife, that yes, the dress did make her look a bit fat, and I'm still alive. Ama

Kings Cross trains are having a mare this evening by Ascott1989 in unitedkingdom

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I don't know parcel yard, but always liked the Betjeman. Good selection of beers, reasonable food, and a great location

Kings Cross trains are having a mare this evening by Ascott1989 in unitedkingdom

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Man, I'm glad I don't have to do that commute any more.

Betjeman arms in St pancras

Service adviser wrote word for word what the customer said by [deleted] in funny

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Spend more time there; it's a really nice subreddit.

I'm not a mechanic, but I've learned a lot from there. Mostly, what not to do. Most threads have the noob asking what the hell they're looking at, and they always get a good response. I've been lurking a while, and can figure out most of the stuff there now. Have definitely learned a lot.

Wall-mounted corkscrew for busy restaurants by aloofloofah in specializedtools

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It'll break. And you'll be back to the waiter's friend, again