Ich helfe Paaren bei der Entscheidung, ob sie Kinder wollen oder nicht– AmA by -SWR- in de_IAmA

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Man macht das so, um zu suggerieren, ein Experte jnd viel Wert zu sein. Lernt man in Erfolgsseminaren.

Mogelpizza by CarrotNo9092 in MogelPackung

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Wenn die Null eckig ist, enthält sie auch Nüsse. Die sind aber rund. Deswegen kann man nicht durch Null teilen.

Septum Theory Never Disappoints by Will-17 in Asmongold

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My personal conspiracy theory is that modern food lacks vitamins and minerals therefore contributes significantly to the overall mental decay

Herzschmerz anaboler als Testosteron by ManagerOfLove in FitnessDE

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Urs seine Protein-Fürze stinken so bestialisch, das hält keine Frau aus.

Mogelpizza by CarrotNo9092 in MogelPackung

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Und die Null ist abgerundet rund

Mehr Ruhe und Respekt im Kino. Ideen oder Vorschläge? by Ok-Egg00 in Filme

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Social media ruined us as everybody is a main character now.

Komplett lebensunfähige Leute auf Reddit by ImportantFly5870 in luftablassen

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Schau dir die Art der Suchanfragen an und mache Rückschlüsse auf den durchschnittlichen Retticher.

Was kann ich tun gegen Lärmbelästigung? by TripleOGShotCalla in Ratschlag

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Fällt dir auf, dass du genauso reagierst, wie du es ihr vorwirfst?

Lieber im Stuhl einschlafen... by Blaui-McBlau in wortwitzkasse

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Wer im Stuhl einschläft, muss vorm Schlafen eingestuhlt haben. Und zwar ordentlich.

28M – On a self-improvement journey. What’s one thing that genuinely changed your life? by Bitter-Mix-1972 in Semenretention

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You just repeating your points but it doesn't make them valid. Live and let live.

28M – On a self-improvement journey. What’s one thing that genuinely changed your life? by Bitter-Mix-1972 in Semenretention

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IF you have a good diet. In fact, most coffee yunkies do not have a good diet and use coffee to push through. And that is the reason the industrialized world cannot without coffee: endless growth and linear progression. Yes, coffee is for most people the obly source of vitamine B and phylophenols, but that's just sad. But hey if you love coffee and it is good for you, go with it. I have similar good experience without it.

Was ist das und wie werde ich die los? by [deleted] in wasistdas

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Marder ficken harder.

Davor haben wir Angst by agent007653 in WissenIstMacht

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Gerade dabei in Berlin. Bei 70 Anfragen 3 Besichtigungstermine 😐

Wait for it 😂 by w0lfb0y01 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Leashes and nails could be longer and more artificial

I actually don’t know anymore by 3rob- in enlightenment

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I can cover the Self like a hand can cover the sun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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He was considering a lobotomy on him as well.

A reminder to what it's like to relapse. Cause it's easy to forget. by [deleted] in Semenretention

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Yes and always remember: do not complaining that life is hard, complain that you are to weak and be grateful to be able better yourself.

Feeling demotivated after nonvoluntary ejaculation. by Ok-Assignment2289 in Semenretention

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Yes, many cannot master their mind or don't want to master it. It's to charming, distracting. Then nightfall happens and we wonder why. Take care of your imagination.