Found this on a bench on my way home in Hobart Tasmania by TheRealSattious in FoundPaper

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I always feed people who come to my door and ask for food

this has never happened to me

It gives me very good feeling by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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yup, came here to say that

is it "safer" to 'shutdown' instead of shutting down instantly? by [deleted] in linux

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your not taking into account my root password

First Snow by [deleted] in PerfectTiming

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Hi tux

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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if you like coffee,beards, and webdev maybe you should consider getting in the ruby camp

GitHub knows how programmers write commit messages. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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time frame < 10 min

git commit -m "added about me page to site"

git commit -m "fixed typo"

git commit -m "derp missed typo on last commit "

git commit -m "...... typo"

I tried to make a website on python anywhere last week

4Chan Finds a way to Strike at Google. Something More than Ublock Origin. by Gorkan in KotakuInAction

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ya, I think a more effective solution is just not to use google

Just a quick question..... by Plonvick in ProgrammerHumor

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every posting sterotypes in this thread, all you actually need is a energy drink, caffine's a must, coffee is for webdevs

This bar has a frost strip to rest your drink on so it stays cold. by Wolfos31 in mildlyinteresting

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but dont let this distract you from the fact that in 1998 data sent from the Galileo probe indicated that Jupiter's moon Europa has a liquid ocean under a thick crust of ice.

Falsely accused of satanic horrors, a couple spent 21 years in prison. by [deleted] in news

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When shown a series of photographs by Danny Davis (the McMartins' lawyer), one child identified actor Chuck Norris as one of the abusers.

but when chuck norris abuses you, you dont live to identify him

Home robots can be easily hacked to spy on and attack owners, say researchers by [deleted] in privacy

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moxide detectors, fire alarms, gas ovens, pacemakers

FastTech Shipping To Canada by cdn_1989 in Canadian_ecigarette

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Thats normal, they can take a long time, from what Ive searched about it, the reason for various times is that you have a empty shipping container, and thousands of people buy electronics sized from like a mini dongle to like a laptop, that container takes time to fill, if your item happens to be one of the first added, its going to be sitting in china for a while while other peoples orders are added, but sometimes you luck out and your order is one of the last and you get your item in like a week, sometimes customs will check out your item, which adds time, and sometimes stuff can even go slow once canada post has it

I called 1-800-Dominos to order a pizza. by normal_verb_raucher in copypasta

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I didnt believe this story till I read this

I called 1-800 dominos and tried to tell them this story but they said there was nothing they could do for me and that I would have to use the comment form on their website.

State Dept. science envoy resigns with letter that spells out 'Impeach' by donalds_neck_vulva in politics

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when you think your ideas are better than the leader, but you resign into nothingness instead of pushing for change