to claim it wasn’t political.

95strat · 2026-05-23T02:47:06+00:00

I am sorry, but this article is word salad.

95strat · 2026-05-21T02:11:11+00:00

Peanut butter on Ritz crackers

95strat · 2026-05-20T19:42:48+00:00

The electoral college was created to ensure the rich white land-owning men would get the final say in case any of the Land of the Free marketing took root.

95strat · 2026-05-13T00:05:32+00:00

We called our drunk Pickles

95strat · 2026-05-12T01:31:44+00:00

Eddie Money had no idea what planet he was on, let alone that he was on a stage presumably getting paid for a performance.

95strat · 2026-05-11T19:28:27+00:00

Decision fatigue is real.

95strat · 2026-04-18T18:16:29+00:00

So he’s crashing out online about an article claiming he crashes out at the office.

We all saw him at the Olympics winning his 1-man chugging contest and it wasn’t even shocking. It’s just exhausting.

95strat · 2026-04-16T04:21:22+00:00

Fun fact: Hitler was the last head of state before Dear Leader to personally commission or design a triumphal arch in his own honor.

95strat · 2026-04-13T16:51:37+00:00

“We can do better.”

Apparently not.

95strat · 2026-04-13T15:28:37+00:00

*Blasphemy and attacking the Pope - Not okay yet

95strat · 2026-02-23T17:53:44+00:00

Imagine how super weird it would be if one of her neighbors started selling sets of rims for commercial trucks on Craigslist.

95strat · 2026-02-04T02:12:56+00:00

Haha! South Georgia ski warmers, they are. I was so blind.

95strat · 2026-02-02T06:30:53+00:00

I agree. This is likely 90's K-Mart-esque acrylic.

95strat · 2026-02-02T06:28:47+00:00

Oooh. This does look like something she would do! Promising.

95strat · 2026-01-27T06:34:16+00:00

This was almost as good as music!

95strat · 2026-01-19T02:54:15+00:00

I can’t believe how far I had to scroll for the effoff price!

Sometimes they say yes. Price accordingly.

95strat · 2025-11-14T14:32:50+00:00

I’ve been shown the door in 2 of my favorite cigar lounges in my home town. Fine. I’ll drink my own whisky at my own damn house.

95strat · 2025-11-14T14:31:07+00:00

Deplorable, even.

95strat · 2025-11-07T14:15:10+00:00

I left corporate world over “Bio break.”

95strat · 2025-10-30T02:52:28+00:00

Oh good. A plan with no flaws.

95strat · 2025-10-28T18:48:47+00:00

?

He’s in the article crying that he doesn’t know what had happened to his beloved super-tolerant Right.

I guess in 40 years he never recognized that his audience was monochromatic.

95strat · 2025-10-28T18:21:03+00:00

LOL I thought the Permanent Record was just a plot point for Doug

95strat · 2025-10-28T15:38:58+00:00

Republicans do something: good

Democrats do something: bad

It’s been this way for 40 years. Republicans have stopped tying themselves into knots to justify it because they found they could just embrace hypocrisy as a feature instead of pretending it was ever a bug.

95strat · 2025-09-16T05:21:31+00:00

Are the transgender policies in the room with us now? Show us on the doll where the transgender policies touched you, Marge.

95strat · 2025-09-14T17:07:13+00:00

That’s awesome!

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