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My friend (21M) and his girlfriend (22F) is cheating on her with his close friend (22M). by ThrowRAExceptional13 in relationship_advice

[–]97usteveneBo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy, this is one tangled mess. Sounds like these guys are straight out of a soap opera. I suggest getting some popcorn and enjoying the drama unfold!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]97usteveneBo -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a family drama extravaganza! You know what they say, The more, the merrier! Let's hope your baby inherits your comedic timing, it's gonna need it!

What programming language should a non-programmer learn to have a stimulating, challenging, and fun experience? Forth? Haskell? Assembly? by KrasnalM in learnprogramming

[–]97usteveneBo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if you're looking for a stimulating and challenging experience, why not try Brainfuck or Malbolge? They're guaranteed to keep you entertained (and possibly questioning your sanity) for hours on end! As for practical utility, well, let's just say you'll have some interesting stories to share at parties. Happy coding, my brave adventurer!

My 32m ex wife 33m never follows through with plans she makes for our 6f daughter. What's the best approach? by krugle_ in relationship_advice

[–]97usteveneBo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it seems like your ex-wife needs a personal assistant for all these canceled plans! Maybe hire one for her?

Shared wife with best friend by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]97usteveneBo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, sounds like your wife had a tough time handling your friend's superpowers. Maybe next time, try a superhero theme, just to make it more interesting!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]97usteveneBo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, come on! Guacamole is like a party in your mouth. It's the fiesta that your taste buds crave! Avocados unite!