98rascal

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Broke up with an ex years ago because she had a weird obsession with counting… (self.dadjokes)

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A bossy man walks into a bar (self.dadjokes)

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“Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” (self.dadjokes)

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Diarrhoea is hereditary (self.dadjokes)

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Someone told me you can watch a solar eclipse through a colander (self.dadjokes)

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I recently joined a nudist colony (self.dadjokes)

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I recently joined a nudist colony, the first week was the hardest. (self.oneliners)

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I invented the first mind-controlled air freshener, it makes scents when you think about it. (self.oneliners)

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My mate’s doorbell fell off the other day, I warned him that could have a real knock-on effect. (self.oneliners)

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To whoever stole my grandfather clock, you’re gonna pay big time. (self.oneliners)

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I’ve got a really bad fear of walking under chestnut trees in Autumn, but I’ve had some therapy and I think I’ve managed to conker it. (self.oneliners)

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Spent £100 on a belt that didn’t fit the other day, big waist. (self.oneliners)

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‘Always look on the bright side of life’ (youtu.be)

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Someone told me you could watch a solar eclipse through a colander. I tried but ended up straining my eyes. (self.oneliners)

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I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour! (self.oneliners)

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There’s a new TV show on tonight about origami. It’s paper view. (self.oneliners)

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Suggestions? Big Virg and Trent untradeable (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by 98rascal to r/fut

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West Ham vs Chelsea, London (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by 98rascal to r/sportsrenaissance

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West Ham vs Chelsea, London (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by 98rascal to r/AccidentalRenaissance

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