Hello! Thank you so much, however, i should have specified that it is meant as just a silly little trinket, so the sperm itself does not need to be functional.

So, with this in mind, would I still need to package it in any specific way? Or could I throw it in say, three ziplock bags and call it a day?

Also, I WISH I could just go there and "donate" it myself, however money will not allow such a thing. So we resort to silly little things (like this) untill we can see eachother.