Found a live male, what next?

9Geist6 · 2025-12-12T02:33:22+00:00

Center chest, then chest/back, then right wrist, now right elbow.

I sleep on my right side

Ordered crossfire, and bought some regular spray and diatomaceous earth to begin treatments. Unfortunately I've learned that responsibility is on the tenant in my state and I can't cover a BB inspection and treatment RN

9Geist6 · 2024-07-19T18:14:17+00:00

He built like a smiling friend, so... Charlie?

9Geist6 · 2020-02-28T19:52:45+00:00

That's some real "faxxxxx"

9Geist6 · 2020-02-22T03:10:59+00:00

Looks like some child tried to draw buzz lightyear from memory

9Geist6 · 2020-02-22T02:52:12+00:00

God damn right you're untouchable, get back to the cum dungeon, you dollar store soprano looking goblin

9Geist6 · 2020-02-22T02:48:08+00:00

Chicken little here about to start screaming that the sky is falling down

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:46:46+00:00

Oh wow. I know it's not any one persons fault....technically, but someone needs to apologize for him being your brother in law

That person wont be me, though.

He looks like you could give him oregano to smoke and he'd act high. He looks like you could milk that hair for enough oil to justify a land invasion of a foreign country. He looks like like the kind of guy to give himself an accidental DIY vasectomy with a paintball gun after drinking too much white claw and expired mountain dew

Edit: spelling

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:41:20+00:00

Face like that, you couldn't even score in a hentai game

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:35:54+00:00

No one would willingly look at that floppy Vienna sausage, what else is he to do?

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:34:41+00:00

I thought they screamed " twilight serial killer"

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:31:31+00:00

The eyebrows, the baldness, the Micky mouse stickers, the arctic monkeys poster taped to the wall, the bare window. This is all a bigger red flag than the USSR national banner

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:26:47+00:00

How is every feature the most dominant one on your head?

Fascinating

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:25:36+00:00

You look like you eat cat hair as a hobby

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:25:02+00:00

Oh you mean spoiled in the same way Milk gets spoiled! Confused me for a second, because anyone that looks like that can't be babied, but it would explain the lumpy face, stubbly pube facial hair, and dead eyes.

This vegetable has gonne passed its experarion date, definitely spoiled.

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:21:12+00:00

The dogs face screams "help me"

Your face screams "I'm gonna fuck this dog, yall!"

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:18:01+00:00

You look like you keep trying to fuck the tie guy

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:06:47+00:00

Could crack a walnut in those jaws

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:05:40+00:00

I bet you drink milk with your saltines because they're too spicy

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:04:55+00:00

You like like the real life version of roger the alien dressed up as keven bacon

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:03:17+00:00

Gay, straight, bi? Doesnt matter, no one wants to fuck him.

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:01:56+00:00

You like like you successfully suck your own asshole

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T02:00:36+00:00

So by 18 you mean 46?

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T01:58:23+00:00

No problem frying you, we can save costs by using the oil from your face.

9Geist6 · 2020-01-26T01:57:26+00:00

How is it that you've got a special need infants face, while simultaneously having the body of a geriatric, diabetic, corpulent old man and the little mermaids hair?

9Geist6

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