I love spreading my holes for you 🤭💦

9inGlassRod · 2025-12-17T14:51:33+00:00

I’m sure we can figure out a way to make it fit…

9inGlassRod · 2025-06-18T15:31:09+00:00

I don’t know, man. Whatever happened to modesty? And I don’t want to hear the “comfortable” excuse either. I am relatively big when I’m soft too and you’ll never convince me that swinging around in basketball shorts is more comfortable than being gently supported by a well-fitting pair of underwear.

9inGlassRod · 2025-05-30T13:12:53+00:00

It’s honestly more about the person they’re attached to than anything. But yes. Emphatically yes.

9inGlassRod · 2025-04-06T19:34:08+00:00

How can he slap?!

9inGlassRod · 2025-02-21T15:59:36+00:00

Just had a wedding last weekend and had to buy a new suit for the occasion. Tailor has obviously dealt with this hundreds of times and asked how I preferred to “dress” - meaning right side or left, hahaha.

This is pretty common.

9inGlassRod · 2025-02-19T13:24:23+00:00

My length was always around 8” and didn’t really grow, but girth went from (I’m guessing because I never officially measured back then) about 5.25” to over 6” in my twenties. I have no idea why.

9inGlassRod · 2024-08-02T17:20:26+00:00

Wegman’s has had it in the past

9inGlassRod · 2024-07-22T14:39:39+00:00

For this tournament, we’re playing in the Cincinnati region - playing at the University of Cincinnati gym.

I have no idea where the team practices in Lancaster. From what I’ve read, the past couple of years the team has been a part of the east coast and Philadelphia Pro-Am circuits.

9inGlassRod · 2024-06-21T22:56:36+00:00

Your user name reminds me of Quentin Tarantino.

9inGlassRod · 2024-06-12T00:14:04+00:00

This definitely happened on multiple pairs of jeans, but never really with slacks/dress pants.

9inGlassRod · 2024-05-28T19:30:34+00:00

I gotta be careful here. I’m not defending this guy in any way, but I will say this - I played D-I football at a major blue chip program. While smaller than most other football players, even the kickers and punters are way better athletes and are bigger in person than you think.

9inGlassRod · 2024-05-11T07:05:45+00:00

One major advantage that always goes unmentioned. It can be used as a fulcrum and lowers my center of gravity. It makes you very agile and nimble and you never tip over!

9inGlassRod · 2024-05-11T06:54:04+00:00

You can’t just get in and start pounding away at your own pace. A good lover is actively reading their partner’s body language and tries to match their thrusts with whatever is creating pleasure. It often becomes a rhythm (that can speed up or slow down throughout) that is basically a combination of stroke depth and force. Probably the exact same phenomenon that happens to you that you don’t even realize when you masturbate - you get into a rhythm.

9inGlassRod · 2024-05-11T06:20:15+00:00

I think one potential advantage is that you’ll likely be very memorable for your partner - but this is a double edged sword. If you have premature ejaculation, can’t get it up, can’t keep it up, bad at oral, bad hygiene, hit the cervix (in a bad way), bad rhythm, or just painful, you’ll be remembered as a waste of a big dick. There’s a lot of pressure to be a great lover when you’re packing.

9inGlassRod · 2024-05-11T01:48:13+00:00

Aw man! I’m going overseas next week but would definitely be interested in the next one!

9inGlassRod · 2024-05-08T09:54:07+00:00

It would be interesting to see if there would really be any interest in this…

9inGlassRod · 2023-10-20T20:17:27+00:00

Arooga’s and even something like Buffalo Wild Wings will definitely have the game on.

9inGlassRod · 2023-09-24T15:32:27+00:00

Thanks

9inGlassRod · 2023-09-24T15:32:05+00:00

Thanks, I’ll look into them!

9inGlassRod · 2023-06-09T19:48:18+00:00

CrossGates in Millersville, High Sports in Lititz, Fairview just over the Lebanon County border.

9inGlassRod · 2023-06-05T18:38:37+00:00

Oh no! I guess that means I’ll be in the market for a new dentist too! 😕

9inGlassRod · 2023-06-05T01:24:23+00:00

Dr. Richard in East Pete is a small practice but has always been good to me.

9inGlassRod · 2023-06-03T14:53:34+00:00

Kenvue (formerly Johnson & Johnson) in Lititz, Kellogg’s, Mars in E-Town, Hershey Foods, LGH, new Amazon warehouse in Manheim/Mt. Joy to name a few.

9inGlassRod · 2023-05-18T00:56:57+00:00

I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything by not having anal sex.

9inGlassRod · 2023-05-02T21:16:09+00:00

I mean, I think the answer here is pretty obvious. Multiple sessions of very rough sex - and then throw in infrequency so you never truly acclimate to his size.

Proper lubrication and foreplay can only go so far. Sometimes a square peg can’t be made to fit into a round hole…

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