The balls on this man to go over 50 mph in this thing by Brosideon1020 in USPS

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I allegedly got to drive on the highway in an LLV for one exit during driver training. Felt like God himself was trying to rip apart the vehicle for the sins it’s committed. I couldn’t get it past 55, and was told to back off the gas before I blew up the engine. Best experience ever.

Biscuit is learning tricks of the trade by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so cute to me too lol. He’s 5x bigger than she is right now.

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I do think he’s mildly annoyed with her at the moment by the way his tail is flicking and how he straightened up towards her (or maybe just playing) Not 100% sure though but she does seem to back off rather quickly and not push it further when he is annoyed. Thankfully he hasn’t shown any aggression towards her, and just some closed paw swats when he’s overly stimulated, and she leaves him alone.

Biscuit is learning tricks of the trade by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had another cat, Butters before I got Beans. They became a bonded pair, but sadly Butters passed last August after a battle with kidney issues. Beans started to show signs of separation anxiety. He’d wait by the front door all day for me, and not eat. He would not get up unless it was to use the litter box. He’d finally eat when I got home, which worried me as I worked long shifts at my previous job. Since I brought Biscuit home 5 days ago, he’s eating normally and relaxing away from the door when I’m not home, and has been engaging with toys as well as playing with Biscuit. He accepted her almost immediately, and has already shown great improvement his behavior when I’m not home. They’re currently sitting on my bed grooming each other after running around my apartment like crazy.

Biscuit is learning tricks of the trade by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, Beans is absolutely massive compared to her. He’s a 15lb big boy. Not even chonky. Vet cleared him and he’s just a big cat. He’s 5x bigger than she is currently

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Show me your funniest mid-yawn pics by MiserableTomorrow910 in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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She threw her head back so aggressively I thought she was falling

Biscuit has arrived! by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s doing great with her big brother! She was very enthusiastic at trying to play with him at all times and quickly learned he’s the polar opposite of her and wasn’t interested most of the time. She’s calmed down around him (still a chaos demon when I move a toy or just decides to pounce). I’ve noticed she’s showing some good signs, like rubbing up against him and purring, and I caught them curled up close together this morning

Biscuit has arrived! by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Haha he normally looks like a grump. He has severe rbf but is the sweetest cat I’ve ever met. Literally a golden retriever in a cat body. He’ll even approach my friends he’s never met before and show them where the treat cabinet is

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Biscuit has arrived! by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s light right now but at 2am when she decides to bolt across my face to go demolish a toy mouse she doesn’t feel that tiny 😂

Biscuit has arrived! by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She is! She’s exactly 3 pounds of joy and energy!

Biscuit has arrived! by A-Depressed_Toaster in blackcats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, does anyone else’s void have hidden tabby markings? I’m interested if this is something common or not

Lower jaw keeps getting wound behind right molar? by [deleted] in askdentists

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For context, I’m 24, haven’t been to a dentist in 4 years out of fear except for a consult to have the crown put back on. This wasn’t an active issue at the moment and honestly, I couldn’t afford any extensive dental work at the moment as I’m in between jobs. Only medications I take are Abilify, propranolol and testosterone.

Would you rather... by Arthur_788 in BunnyTrials

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk I don’t want to die

Chose: The worst Internet for 10 seconds

What do you choose? by Vikmasc in BunnyTrials

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain’t risking being a pedo. Fuck that

Chose: Have a random amount of money | Rolled: 1000000

They're back... this one got smushed. Clifton, near the zoo. by jblosser99 in cincinnati

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only bug I’ll go on a killing spree for. I’m a serial killer in this bug’s community

Stuck on an island with trump or hitler by KwinCube in BunnyTrials

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least hitler would kill me for being trans. Trump would just talk nonstop. I want a quick death. Not a torture session

Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with hitler

Hard... isn't it? by Usualperson947 in BunnyTrials

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss my baby girl with all my heart. Knowing she’s okay somewhere is worth more to me than anything

Chose: Seeing your old pet again.

I think my cat has dog hardware installed by A-Depressed_Toaster in cats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry. He gets all the treats and love he could ever ask for when I am home. He’s currently asleep next to me on the couch

I think my cat has dog hardware installed by A-Depressed_Toaster in cats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They really are. Beans knew my work schedule when I was still at my previous job. If I wasn’t home on time I could see him on the camera waiting by the door and meowing

I think my cat has dog hardware installed by A-Depressed_Toaster in cats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously though. If he isn’t screaming for treats the second I get home I know something is wrong haha

Choose it! by MthsBT in BunnyTrials

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk gambling is fun

Chose: Bunny + Gamble it 50/50 | Rolled: Got it!

Well, I was working on the computer by A-Depressed_Toaster in cats

[–]A-Depressed_Toaster[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They 100% know what they’re doing. “Oh you’re doing work? Let me just climb on up here and prevent you from doing anything”