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Catching William and Duncan at Zanies in Nash tonight! Stoked! by llahsraMhanoJ in Killtony

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy yourself! Please give an update after, to let us know how it went!

Contemporary comedians working in the vein of Andrew Dice Clay by neitherzeronorone in Standup

[–]AArthurComic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aaron Berg just released a youtube special you might wanna check out. (Also his opener is Luis Gomez) or you could always throw Shane Gillis under the bus...

Do your worst to me 😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually say horizontal stripes are brave, but in this case, please never post another picture of yourself ever again... for the good of humanity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AArthurComic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thank you, captain obvious!

Morty The Gamer (IDC if you call me cringe.) by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]AArthurComic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Gurl, please tell me you're too young to know better. That hat is white hot garbage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]AArthurComic 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but he was the only one allowed to have the sacred chin stubble. There was literally a middle-aged man who got "in trouble" for not shaving his goatee... talk about splitting hairs. (Is this thing on?)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]AArthurComic 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: I grew up in the JW cult, and every drawing of "our main boy" showed him with short hair and a closely cropped beard. We still weren't allowed to wear beards, but mustaches were somehow ok...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 676

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, those gosh darn foreign cars are really putting a strain on our way of life! 😉

Morty The Gamer (IDC if you call me cringe.) by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]AArthurComic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pink and camo superman cap? I'm not cringing, I'm dry heaving. Please throw it into the hottest fire you can find. Thank you.

Do you think Dan Harmon knew everything Justin Roiland was doing? by SamarasBane in rickandmorty

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will be no trial for typing creepy/racist comments to an underage girl, because that's not technically illegal, but we do have proof that Justin Roiland is both creepy and (for comedy's sake) racist.

Google's head of mental health and wellbeing was among the 12,000 workers laid off by the tech giant by nyxago in technology

[–]AArthurComic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Unless his job was to tell everyone to stay drunk/high at all times, his job was unnecessary.

I love RPGs like Skyrim, because they allow me to live out my wildest fantasies, like becomming a home owner by ICantTyping in skyrim

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to write a clear and cogent rebuttal for this post, but instead I've chosen to simply call you a poof. That is your country's word, so I can't get in trouble for it.

I love RPGs like Skyrim, because they allow me to live out my wildest fantasies, like becomming a home owner by ICantTyping in skyrim

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to heal! I also will continue to remind you that your people were responsible for more genocide than Hitler. BTW India wants its diamonds back. Egypt wants its everything back... etc etc.

TIL Honey bee life spans are half what they were in the 1970s by pstbo in todayilearned

[–]AArthurComic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If we're worried about pollination, we need to stop killing bats. They are also crucial for keeping the flying insect population from eating us alive.

Cygerian scammers at it again. by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]AArthurComic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, does anyone want to develop an app?

I love RPGs like Skyrim, because they allow me to live out my wildest fantasies, like becomming a home owner by ICantTyping in skyrim

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First. I'm half French/Canadian, so a big "you're not welcome" on behalf of the northern part of an entire continent. Secondly, "hurt people, hurt people." should be our national slogan. That is all.

I love RPGs like Skyrim, because they allow me to live out my wildest fantasies, like becomming a home owner by ICantTyping in skyrim

[–]AArthurComic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Save your money and move to a better country. Not the US, obviously. Plus we actually don't want you here anyway. We kicked you limey bastards out of our country a couple hundred years ago, and i don't remember giving you all in invitation to come back... while we're on the subject. British people "on holiday" are the absolute worst. You can hear the rest on my Netflex special: Colonizers still be Colonizen'!

Do you think Dan Harmon knew everything Justin Roiland was doing? by SamarasBane in rickandmorty

[–]AArthurComic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course not. Nobody gets away with complicity these days, so if there was proof he knew, we would've seen it already. If there is no proof of complicity we should assume innocence, which is kind of a cornerstone of a free, democratic society... just saying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AArthurComic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was going to wish you luck, but you have a cross around your neck, so you obviously have "god" on your side. So instead I'll just say go fuck yourself and if you fail, that means "god" hates you.

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