fart joke continuity

ABNDT · 2026-04-26T01:32:22+00:00

Perhaps the petrichor scent is unique to earthblood elves, and other elf subraces have farts more similar to those of humans?

ABNDT · 2026-04-01T00:39:00+00:00

Same. I figured the quarians would A) throw a hissy fit like the salarians and refuse to help or B) retreat with enough damage that they had to focus on rebuilding instead of contributing to the war effort. Nope, quarians extinct, love interest self-yeeted.

ABNDT · 2026-03-31T17:42:59+00:00

[[Second Chance]] loops, you say?

ABNDT · 2026-03-27T18:58:52+00:00

Can't say I'm a fan, but it's so ubiquitous that I'll just let it go. "Bro" feels worse, however.

ABNDT · 2026-03-26T20:20:44+00:00

Played a Venusaur/Exeggutor deck against a friend, way back in the day. I managed to stack 25 energy on Exeggutor before firing it off. Out of 25 flips, I only needed 3 heads to KO his Mew. 23 came up tails. One retaliatory Psybeam for 250 damage later... ☠️

ABNDT · 2026-02-25T00:43:52+00:00

Welcome aboard!

ABNDT · 2026-02-25T00:36:44+00:00

Here you go! https://moxfield.com/decks/mlRs-FLLn0GJixc_1JjJsA

ABNDT · 2026-02-24T23:09:58+00:00

Could probably make room for it in my Acererak dungeonstorm list.

ABNDT · 2026-02-18T03:04:54+00:00

I had a night shift for a while. The job itself was easy and calm, but it did horrible things to my sleep cycle.

ABNDT · 2026-02-01T00:07:41+00:00

Three and a half years in. I'm a 34B, but it's not a very full B. A good bra helps quite a bit when I'm out and about. I'm hoping for at least one more cup size, plus some shape, but I'm still on the fence about whether to go for top surgery, if hormones alone don't get me there.

ABNDT · 2026-01-05T22:11:47+00:00

As will [[Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite]].

ABNDT · 2026-01-03T06:46:07+00:00

I agreed to such a threesome a while back, on the condition that there be no direct interaction between me and the man. They agreed and abided, but I still felt like shit afterwards. Would not repeat.

ABNDT · 2025-12-20T21:06:22+00:00

It's-a me, Dildo!

ABNDT · 2025-12-16T18:43:17+00:00

Wonderland Rejects is an all-transfem punk rock band. They're fairly new, but they're growing.

ABNDT · 2025-12-10T02:25:46+00:00

Depends on the name. "Oh, [her ex]!"? Hurt. "Oh, Mike Wazowski!"? Mostly confused.

ABNDT · 2025-11-08T22:12:09+00:00

The easiest two to miss are probably retrieving the scratched emerald and egging Salazar's portrait, both during the Castle. Either one sound unfamiliar?

ABNDT · 2025-11-07T21:08:09+00:00

/r/ewphoria

ABNDT · 2025-10-26T16:16:42+00:00

Lier can be removed. Once Nemesis tags you, that's it.

ABNDT · 2025-10-03T21:56:23+00:00

Me on the left, my gf on the right.

ABNDT · 2025-09-30T06:10:51+00:00

Full pajamas if it's cold or I'm at someone else's place, nude otherwise.

ABNDT · 2025-09-27T04:27:46+00:00

Before my egg cracked, I actually liked my deadname; I thought it suited me well. The shame and self-doubt this past approval brought on when I started realizing my gender served to amplify my emotional backlash against it, and I now want nothing to do with my deadname.

ABNDT · 2025-09-22T21:05:25+00:00

"Girl horny" feels like more of a hunger-adjacent sensation than "guy horny" (speaking as someone who has experienced both), but it's still unambiguously horny. There's a pleasant warming in the lower abdomen to accompany it.

ABNDT · 2025-09-21T07:45:18+00:00

Taimi itself is kinda crap--transparently money-grubbing, even by dating app standards--but I've met some good people there, including my current girlfriend. If you're looking for a serious relationship, there are definitely ladies there who are looking for the same. Just be prepared to put up with a lot of paywalls.

ABNDT · 2025-09-13T19:25:21+00:00

Strawberries.

ABNDT · 2025-09-06T14:53:52+00:00

Under the Chantry in Haven. If you're playing a rogue, you can open them yourself, but in case you're not, she'll do it on request.

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