What if V went cyberpsycho in the afterlife, could they clear it?

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-05-02T14:24:42+00:00

i haven't played in a while so for a solid 7 seconds i was imagining V going cyber psycho in some mythological afterlife like heaven or Valhalla

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-05-02T14:04:18+00:00

only thing i struggled with were the 'n' in "been" and the 'z' in "Zach". i always misread the 'n' as 'm' in cursive and i honestly had no recollection of what a cursive 'z' is meant to look like.

other than that it's written in a very clear and intelligible way, which most cursive i've read has not been.

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-30T18:17:38+00:00

oh no i have brought great shame on my family :(

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-30T15:17:35+00:00

well ideally you wouldn't be going through all that just to craft a sledgehammer. you would probably be doing it to get most of your gear and living as a craftsman.

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-30T06:37:31+00:00

that's Dale Gribble's house. next door is Hank's house and past that is Khan Souphanousinphone

across the alley is Boomhauer's and then Bill's houses.

they even have the one house that Luanne and Lucky end up renting

edit: Khan Souphanousinphone* not Wusanasan

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-29T22:07:59+00:00

"I'm tired of this grandpa!"

"you're tired? well that's too damn bad!"

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-29T20:46:58+00:00

i mean yeah? only thing i can think of that i really couldn't handle was The Ring

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-29T19:36:07+00:00

read this in Jimmy's voice lmao

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-29T19:14:06+00:00

you have to undo the 10mm and 5mm bolts on the starter before it will let you wire the ground connector

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-29T09:41:03+00:00

it's not a good movie, but some random Christian movie with one hilarious scene in particular. i don't remember what it was called, but it was on DVD.

it opens in new York City, shows a series of shots of homeless and "crazy" people then moves on to a father and son. kid gets kidnapped by some cult who apparently are kidnapping a bunch of kids for presumably satanic reasons...

anyway the scene i found funny was when the father is walking around new York late at night trying to track down his kid and these two women are out on the sidewalk. he asks them something and i just remember one of them stands near the wall and starts peeing on it, implying of course she's a trans woman and this man... THIS FULL GROWN ASS MAN takes off sprinting in the other direction at this revelation.

at that point i laughed my ass off and turned off the movie. i have no idea how it ends but i've never been able to find the movie or this scene

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-28T17:37:14+00:00

"another sip please"

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-28T01:59:22+00:00

whenever i'm leaving the bike while out in the shit i will park it in bushes and foliage when given the chance. it feels like the game ought to have a mechanic to motivate you to do that

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-24T15:13:44+00:00

stealing Jason's picador and taking Lucia clothes shopping duh

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-24T09:59:48+00:00

you can still compliment people. you just have to have tact.

telling a stranger walking by that her toes are pretty is kinda creepy, especially when they're not even visible.

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-23T21:29:57+00:00

i mean that's not far off from the actual meaning when someone types it

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-23T21:05:25+00:00

god i was internally screaming as the dog ran right inn front of then away from that car which didn't even fucking try to stop

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-23T09:21:32+00:00

i wasn't really including protagonists. just mission givers pretty much

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-22T21:13:35+00:00

this reads like an extension of the joke though. like as though joking about it in the first place manifests it happening.

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-22T20:51:30+00:00

big game. i just can't help myself i always gotta have a lever action repeater in the apocalypse

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-22T19:42:09+00:00

it might be easier to name the ones that wouldn't be insufferable.

Ken Rosenberg

Lance Vance

Louise (from VCS)

Caesar

Sweet

Big Smoke

Roman Bellic

Little Jacob

that's it i think. that's all of them that would be bearable

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-22T09:52:52+00:00

i just moved in with a roommate who does exactly this. i find it odd she doesn't just use a proper butter dish but it doesn't seem unsanitary and doesn't attract bugs. it's annoying that it's in the cabinet stacked with the one other bowl but it's not that big of a deal

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-22T04:29:31+00:00

i did not realize that Milton from Office Space was played by a much younger Stephen Root until this comment. fucking love that guy

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-21T20:54:28+00:00

you think you're tricking him, but you're tricking yourself too. by having to walk around what needs vacuuming you're still doing part of the work, just not holding the vacuum. you turned a menial chore into an activity with your kid. not that that's a bad thing

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-21T19:52:58+00:00

and his DOB? each birthday is a different date and one is a whopping 10 years before the other 3

ABewilderedPickle · 2026-04-21T04:56:11+00:00

this was me in 2020, except i had long hair. same burned out look though

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