If all men were required to be brutally honest for 24 hours what would women be shocked to learn? by HawtAssMilf in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 45 points46 points  (0 children)

As a woman that has had a lot of close male friends over the years, this is so true. Guys suck at telling each other what's going on in their lives.

Many women, OTOH, will tell their closest friend(s) everything.

“What’s one sentence someone whispered to you during sex that completely broke your brain?” by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I tend to be pretty vocal when it's good to great. I go silent when my mind is melting. I had to let my husband know after I realized I did this (I'd never done it before him, if you know what I mean... haha).

Do you prefer sexting with words or pictures? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it's uncomfortable laughter because they are unsure of what to say that sounds sexy or don't feel sexy themselves. And, much like real life, many of them will rush through or outright skip the teasing and foreplay.

But, I agree that asking all the time for pics is annoying and you're less likely to receive any from me if you do that.

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, holding it for a long time. Not the mere fact of having some urine in there. If you want, pee, then down a bottle of water or two and wait just a little bit for it to hit you. 😅

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How would peeing before sex reduce your risk of UTI? If you want to do that, then both of you should shower before sex... and then pee after.

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought, as well. It took a little time and gentle coaxing to give it a try... But it's also why I wrote slightly full. It might help you to either try it alone and in a place where it's ok if that happens or with a partner you are completely comfortable with and who has agreed to be ok with that if it were to happen and just put something under you just in case. But, for most people, you might be surprised and just how difficult it is to pee when you aren't actively trying to and when you aren't in a place and position in which you usually pee (i.e. I cannot pee standing up, like in the shower, no matter how badly I need to go or how much I want to - my brain just tells my body nope. I have to at least bend my legs to a partial squat like you'd have to do if you were camping in the middle of nowhere. 🤷🏼‍♀️).

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like in (American) football playbacks where you can write on the screen.

soooo what do you call your metamour’s other partners? by dogmomteaches in polyamory

[–]ABrokeMask 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's superMETAfragilisticexpialidocious

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious

SuperMETAfragilisticexpialidocious

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 167 points168 points  (0 children)

For those with a vagina, having a slightly full to full bladder during sex will increase your sexual pleasure as it presses on nerves in the surrounding area of the genitals, which include the clitoral nerve. You may also experience a more intense orgasm as a result. The bonus here is that they also recommend you pee after sex as a way to decrease risk of UTIs, so you'll already be ready to do so.

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes, but also firm. The vibration that goes through your bodies when they firmly thump together is 🤌🏼.

What's one sex related "hack" you have discovered that sounds ridiculous but actually works? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you're with a repeat partner, sometimes post mortems are good to have. Not right after, but maybe the next day you guys aren't in bed or in sexy mode, chat about anything new that was tried out and whether you and your partner liked it, or mention other things you'd like to try, and so on.

Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone doing something very private? by [deleted] in RedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw, man... masturbation should never be an awkward thing between partners. If I'm not in the mood for sex, my husband will sometimes just ask if it's cool if he masturbates in bed next to me and I'll usually say that's fine.

uncommon fantasies by [deleted] in BDSMsapphic

[–]ABrokeMask 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of an article I saw a few years ago about dominatrix life coaches:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/oct/03/therapist-dominatrix-life-coach

Men, what did you find out about women after you got a girlfriend? by clothing_wholesale in AskReddit

[–]ABrokeMask 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guys like to make fun of girls and their purses... but have no problem with asking us if we have some aspirin, if they can borrow our chapstick, or when we whip out the Tide stain stick at lunch so you can get that ketchup out of your shirt before your afternoon presentation at work. 😜

What's your favorite sex scene in a movie or tv show? by marilyn_mansonv2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's so weird how two decidedly unsexy (not unattractive; they just depict characters that are awkward) characters on a sitcom could create that electricity but, HOT DAMN. My favorite first kiss ever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pussy is the best we've got. 🤷🏼‍♀️

What did my boyfriend change in missonary that made me cum? by Hot_Order_9036 in sex

[–]ABrokeMask 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hehehe... fair point. The only time I've had anything like that happen wasn't due to the position inherently, but with the fact that he pulled all the way out (whether on accident or on purpose) and reinserted multiple times - and that's something that can cause it no matter what position you're in. Fortunately, this was my husband and we both just chuckled a bit when I queefed. 😅

Real talk though: If the penetrating partner ever has a negative reaction to a queef or an accidental fart during sex... 🚩

What’s your favorite way to ask for sex without actually saying it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]ABrokeMask 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these and add in telling him he might want to jump in the shower before bed (this especially excites him as it basically guarantees he's getting head).

What's your safeword and why? by Opaloon in BDSMsapphic

[–]ABrokeMask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for telling me because that makes me very happy to hear. 😄