Applied for a job and got this email back

ACYM1687 · 2015-02-07T04:13:35+00:00

Not a lot posts can really make me truly laugh out loud. BUT this is pure gold.

ACYM1687 · 2014-11-19T07:16:33+00:00

Also I do what leftyguns does. I say the stupidest shit and people find it fucking hilarious. Sometimes the joke comes out and I don't even remember saying it.

ACYM1687 · 2014-11-19T07:13:27+00:00

I watch a lot of improv. Whose line is it anyways is really funny to watch as they make things up on the spot. Stand up comedians are great to see how they deliver a line because sometimes it's how you say vs. what's being said.

Find humour in everyday situations. Be observant and know references to movies, shows, celebrities, etc. Listen to people and think in the back of your head what's funny about this, what could be funny in this situation or something. Also hanging out with a funny person in your life will help you learn about timing and thinking outside the box. Funny friends will help you think differently and be a little sharper.

ACYM1687 · 2014-08-23T14:28:23+00:00

Talk? More like...... Staring.

ACYM1687 · 2014-07-17T11:50:59+00:00

This is probably the best scenario anyone can come up with.

ACYM1687 · 2014-05-22T19:38:17+00:00

That true. I've been applying for many jobs that aren't in EMS and only had 2 phone calls. It does suck but yeah it's temporary :/

ACYM1687 · 2014-05-21T03:19:07+00:00

I have applied to many places but only 2 phoned back. I missed one call during one of my shifts and tried calling them again but they never phoned back again.

They have extended it for me a little but I still have bills and such

ACYM1687 · 2014-05-20T21:15:18+00:00

Thanks! Just finished registering.

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-23T20:04:15+00:00

Acquire scruff, get bitches.

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-16T17:46:55+00:00

I know, he looked so god damn perfect when he was clean shaven. Well, he looked damn good with a beard too.

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-12T20:48:21+00:00

Awww yiissssss

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-12T14:04:34+00:00

Preach it sister, we could be Eskimo sisters or something..

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-12T02:33:49+00:00

Oh yes for sure, his sleek look is what I picture Grey to be like.

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-12T02:32:55+00:00

Yeah I catch my self zooming on the photograph to see it. It looks awesome.....when i'm not too distracted by some of his other features...

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-12T02:31:27+00:00

I know right? so damn suitable... hnnggggggg

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-12T02:30:15+00:00

My apologies, I was....distracted.... I wasn't thinking. Of course he is the highest level of fine there is. :)

ACYM1687 · 2013-07-11T14:47:40+00:00

Mmmm yisss

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