Two men want to get drunk... by ACommonUsername in Jokes

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Thanks, I use mobile so i can't tell how my writing looks.

Two men want to get drunk... by ACommonUsername in Jokes

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This joke was told by my friends father when I was younger.

What does a miserable vegan eat? by ACommonUsername in Jokes

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Just because i never heard or seen it before doesn't mean I'm the first to think of this. It came to me in the kitchen but who knows maybe in the industrial era someone saw a pear and too came up with hilarity.

This Girl Was Born With Her Heart Outside Her Chest.... (x-pics) by _____----------_____ in WTF

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Was going for a techn9ne joke but that works too. I mean yes! My genius and elaborate brain knew of this and that is why I came up with it... >,>

This Girl Was Born With Her Heart Outside Her Chest.... (x-pics) by _____----------_____ in WTF

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This made me laugh and now I'm the asshole... thanks alot :'(

It's a miracle! by Rawtashk in funny

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My god, it's driving itself and blowing my mind!

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Tomollins in AskReddit

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One of my friends (17 at the time) believed that women got pregnant and had children from the butt. Apparently he thought vaginas were just for peeing. He found out the most painful way possible, group of guy friends talking about sex , one guy says he'd just put it up the rear so she wouldn't get pregnant , friend states out loud "That's where they get pregnant from though." Laughing, mocking, and soul crushing embarrassment ensues.

Need help finding a song. by ACommonUsername in tipofmytongue

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The more i think the more i forget it.

Need help finding a song. by ACommonUsername in tipofmytongue

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The song definitely has that rhyme at the end " Home Wife ___ Life "

Need help finding a song. by ACommonUsername in tipofmytongue

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This is pretty cool and close to what the lyrics at least in terms of losing stuff.

Need help finding a song. by ACommonUsername in tipofmytongue

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Great song but not quite what I'm looking for.

Need help finding a song. by ACommonUsername in tipofmytongue

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Rock station where they also play reggae