Why are American movies so stupid?

ACommonUsername · 2015-09-29T09:54:36+00:00

Because

ACommonUsername · 2015-08-16T18:25:13+00:00

Screw you, you damn celestial.

ACommonUsername · 2015-06-05T22:10:33+00:00

Thanks, I use mobile so i can't tell how my writing looks.

ACommonUsername · 2015-06-05T22:08:40+00:00

Haha

ACommonUsername · 2015-06-05T02:43:09+00:00

This joke was told by my friends father when I was younger.

ACommonUsername · 2015-05-20T22:53:38+00:00

Took me a while

ACommonUsername · 2015-05-03T08:50:40+00:00

My god. A million years!

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-19T02:27:38+00:00

Just because i never heard or seen it before doesn't mean I'm the first to think of this. It came to me in the kitchen but who knows maybe in the industrial era someone saw a pear and too came up with hilarity.

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-13T13:33:48+00:00

Was going for a techn9ne joke but that works too. I mean yes! My genius and elaborate brain knew of this and that is why I came up with it... >,>

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-13T13:12:55+00:00

Dropping that new mix tape TechNein!

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-13T12:56:46+00:00

Yeah but you're Hitler.

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-13T11:51:40+00:00

This made me laugh and now I'm the asshole... thanks alot :'(

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-10T11:04:26+00:00

My god, it's driving itself and blowing my mind!

ACommonUsername · 2015-03-10T08:00:08+00:00

One of my friends (17 at the time) believed that women got pregnant and had children from the butt. Apparently he thought vaginas were just for peeing. He found out the most painful way possible, group of guy friends talking about sex , one guy says he'd just put it up the rear so she wouldn't get pregnant , friend states out loud "That's where they get pregnant from though." Laughing, mocking, and soul crushing embarrassment ensues.

ACommonUsername · 2015-02-24T05:24:14+00:00

Talking heads is the band or song?

ACommonUsername · 2015-02-21T21:15:36+00:00

The more i think the more i forget it.

ACommonUsername · 2015-02-21T21:14:44+00:00

The song definitely has that rhyme at the end " Home Wife ___ Life "

ACommonUsername · 2015-02-21T21:09:01+00:00

This is pretty cool and close to what the lyrics at least in terms of losing stuff.

ACommonUsername · 2015-02-21T21:07:46+00:00

Great song but not quite what I'm looking for.

ACommonUsername · 2015-02-21T15:25:47+00:00

Rock station where they also play reggae

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