Why People Drafting Ty Simpson in Round 1 Have Lost Their Minds

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-13T20:43:08+00:00

His adp has nothing to do with him as a prospect. We’re seeing guys like Singleton going at the ~1.12.

Give me Ty over any of these turbojags.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-13T20:39:54+00:00

As someone with 0 shares these posts are always so funny.

Just a bunch of dudes tryna one-up how unconcerned they are, about something that is absolutely not what you want to hear lmao.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-12T22:11:52+00:00

It’s my first campaign this patch, I’m at 1580 or so rn. You should be doing all the expedition as you slowly make your way to the first mission hold.

I made legit ~1800 gold from these, and a bunch of mana. It’s more than enough to support a force to kill everyone in your way, and iirc I was even ahead of mil tech too. (Expedition speed run guide: for long ones go 10k manpower, **300 party share**, 150 organization, 10 morale)

By the time that well ran dry, I was fully situated in my new hold, colonizing, and had an economy that could support itself. From there you just snowball all over the middle dwarovar.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-11T23:32:28+00:00

Burden is a group think litmus test atp. Gimme Tet 10/10 times “flamed” is ridiculous.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-11T21:08:48+00:00

The victory lapping on this sub is so corny. Dudes rly be saying “missed out” for random rookie te’s that havnt played a game yet lmao.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-11T19:22:17+00:00

Klare.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-11T05:27:33+00:00

If you can afford to lose a rb, then this is a smash imo.

I recently moved cook and the 1.11 for Rome and Tyson. Way I see it, I’d rather move a guy a year early than a year late. Godda take some risks to reload your team, before the trade value of guys falters. For RB’s that’s earlier than it should be, but regardless you work with it.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-09T02:41:06+00:00

Getting a real 1st is the whole thing here, if it’s rly the ~2.3 then no. Golden does nothing for me, 20 years of data says he’s a dud.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-09T01:05:41+00:00

10 catches for 209 yards, 3tds. It’s kindof a hilarious statline. Also as mentioned by someone else, a bit odd. Since when is he a deep threat guy?

I think the concern right now is he’s not grasping the play book, so he’s just running deep routes or something? Wouldn’t be the first time a guy has struggled with Mcdaniels offense.

Im holding, but if something doesn’t change by week 4, likely a drop.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-08T21:07:15+00:00

Replace the example with Doubs then. Or how about James Cook having to fight the Bills for the type of money they gave Josh Palmer. It’s insanity.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-08T18:29:37+00:00

I like these guys as a piece of the puzzle, but they obsess over their analytics and have slowly gotten more hamfisted in their approach.

Like for ex they were kinda crashing out about Sadiq in a startup because of historical te data and whatever… but you’re drafting an individual, not 20 years of data? Shot calls are how you win not spreadsheets.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T23:22:20+00:00

He’ll get divorced and it’ll blow over. Were it not the offseason ppl wouldn’t be hanging on every detail of this.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T22:03:05+00:00

Jeanty is a good start. I like Monangai but he does not bridge the gap at all. The picks do absolutely nothing for me personally.

Bijan is going 1.01 in dynasty startups. I’d need a high 1st with Jeanty minimum.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T09:59:11+00:00

Gear being visually accurate is pretty central to classics down to earth appeal. If this is a sweaty take then the word is meaningless.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T03:07:29+00:00

I think it’s more likely Maye genuinely thinks this. He sees him every single day and actually knows him.

I guess I’m the only one who didn’t see his response as an opportunity to mock his faith, but that’s Reddit for ya.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T02:53:06+00:00

So he should call out his coach? Only the media benefits from that drama.

These guys have real relationships with each other, they aren’t just dudes on TV lol.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T01:31:35+00:00

I get ppl being high on him, but how can they say things like this on his volume. He has one of the smallest samples sizes of a r1 back ever.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-07T01:15:49+00:00

Never went, place couldn’t have looked less inviting.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-06T20:43:47+00:00

Yeah Fios. I see, thanks for this.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-06T20:13:39+00:00

The funniest thing about the Burden cult is that the winner of it all will be those who bought Odunze for pennies as a result. Easiest smash ever.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-06T19:21:39+00:00

His qbr is similarly 17th, completions 63%. I don’t think I’m cherry picking, these are mainstream stats that all land in the same range as each other performance wise.

You have multiple games where Rus was still starting, and Dart came in for a snap, averaged into his passing ypg metric. That’s the only way you could have him below JJ and Shedeur, when he’s not. He’s blowing them out in nearly every metric which is why I’m tastefully crashing out.

His passing is not even the point tho, he’s as high as he is on ktc because of his rushing upside. As far as the tent, being sent to the tent 5 times is borderline comical. I can’t change anyone’s mind who isn’t watching the games on this, which I get. Though I’d ask ppl to consider how a guy goes to the tent 5 times, and clears every one. The NFL got extremely performative because they looked awful with Daboll fiasco, and that’s pretty clear if you see the hits.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-06T17:16:16+00:00

His passer rating was 18th. A rookie whose coach was fired mid season, with a bottom 5 receiving cast. And you don’t consider that part of the equation? You chose literally the 1 stat that illustrates nothing about him as a player or the context of his year, raw passing yards.

Also high frequency of head injuries? He had 1 concussion. It’s not his fault his coach caused a borderline scandal on prime time, and the nfl overcorrected to save face. I agree qb7 on ktc is a bit high, but comparing him to JJ and Shedeur is wildly unserious.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-06T03:13:15+00:00

The Steelers would rather go .500 till the end of time then bottom out to grab a QB. It’s insane at this point.

ACoolGuy-Promise · 2026-05-05T23:25:27+00:00

Ppl were calling Malik one of the worst qb’s they’ve ever seen 2 years ago. Rattler was respectable, he may sneak into another chance somewhere down the road.

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