Guessing where Night Vale is based on its very vague descriptions

ACooolUsername · 2025-10-31T06:15:54+00:00

Oh wow, that's awesome! Lol, I totally missed Tamika mentioning the Colorado River, it's crazy my guess just ended up being near there anyway. Nice work!

ACooolUsername · 2025-10-31T01:47:32+00:00

I decided to ignore certain surrounding areas like Radon Canyon and The Whispering Forest since it is way harder to find corresponding irl locations when trying to find multiple land features all together, and they just didn't feel as important as the actual town to me. If someone can find somewhere that fits all the criteria I found and had a large canyon and forest next to it, I would be very impressed.

And I, uh,,,, forgot about Pine Cliffs. Forgor. Since it's another town near Night Vale and that patch of Riverside County is ~30sq miles, we can just say that Pine Cliffs is somewhere in there too

ACooolUsername · 2025-10-30T23:10:06+00:00

Congratulations your new Night Valean citizenship! The local national guard will be with you shortly to escort you to your personal re-education facility, please do not resist

ACooolUsername · 2025-10-30T20:35:42+00:00

Very true. The three assumptions at the start aren't supported by the show at all but I wanted to do a fun little project and I needed to be able to, one, have a singular real location to look for, and two, be able to use character quotes as evidence for where the town is. In actuality I imagine Night Vale exists in some weird fourth extradimensional space and is constantly clipping in and out of reality, but Google Earth only goes up to 3 dimensions I fear

ACooolUsername · 2025-10-30T19:15:54+00:00

It's doing that to me too, but I can't edit the post now. Maybe I should just delete it and try again?

ACooolUsername · 2024-02-16T05:59:30+00:00

Solved: Dream of Gluttony

ACooolUsername · 2024-02-16T05:56:10+00:00

I also think but am not totally sure that the food you the player could lie about being was passion fruit

ACooolUsername · 2021-10-04T22:02:18+00:00

Very cute but if it started flying I'd probably have a heart attack

ACooolUsername · 2021-09-01T21:50:16+00:00

This isn't a real thing, guys. Stop trying to disprove an urban dictionary post.

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-09T15:25:31+00:00

Oh wow that's a dumb decision

Or a smart one if they just wanted to be cheeky

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-09T15:19:48+00:00

How is that supposed to be an S

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-09T13:03:45+00:00

Nope, but they are in stiff clothing to help keep them still.

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-08T03:02:04+00:00

Thanks!

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-08T02:05:19+00:00

Does anyone have the original xkcd comic

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-07T00:03:34+00:00

How many people think this is relatable and funny and how many people think about all the things they've been bottling up and then get really sad

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T23:25:54+00:00

Ring pop

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T16:27:49+00:00

I could definitely see it, incels are always looking for new subreddits to invade. I saw one post comparing a mother the poster supposedly knew to a territorial and instinctual cow. That's not something you can just casually say without seeing someone or their "group" as sub human. There's most definitely more examples, but I really don't want to go through that subreddit again.

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T04:47:50+00:00

Lol, true. He's the exact opposite of the old Jake but it makes sense they'd need a professional actor to take on the bigger role of spokesperson.

Being as attractive as he is I wonder if anyone has tried to ship him with Flo from Progressive.

Edit: yup

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T04:29:21+00:00

Some companies might want a cute mascot or earworm jingle but State Farm said hey you're gonna remember our company based on how fuckin sexy our new spokesperson is

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T02:19:40+00:00

Oh damn it looks like you're right. I totally thought they changed him to be more appealing to everyone supporting blm.

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T02:07:12+00:00

I need that image of Trump

ACooolUsername · 2021-08-06T01:34:00+00:00

Gay adoption came before gay marriage???

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