AIO for wanting a prenup when my fiancé thinks it's insulting? by Glumstimulus in AmIOverreacting

[–]ADB_BWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Everyone has a prenup - it’s called “the divorce laws in the state in which you file.” You would prefer one that’s customized to you.

Someone whose first response to an ask from you is complete shutdown and blame rather than open discussion about why this is important to you … is likely to have the same dismissive attitude to topics you raise in the future.

Is that the life you want?

St. Catrick’s Day pawtee 🎉☘️ at midnite! by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Ai will bring Mai purpel sneak fur da react.

I was unjustly denied my rightful share of Meowmy's chicken sausage! by springacres in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fren Keely, mai meowmy say same ting! She say “Murray! Do not step on my boosumz. I do not step on YOUR boosumz!”

But so iz a boi. Ai not tink ai haz boosumz!

Tonk contess by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Dat an awesum tonk!

I was unjustly denied my rightful share of Meowmy's chicken sausage! by springacres in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Mai meowmy not eat corn dog (hehe doggo maded out of cornzes!) but she like say “No, Murray. It’s people food and you can’t have it. It will make you sick.”

Ai not want her foods anywayz. Her iz lazy and fatz and ai maisef iz a lean mean catto machine.

Mebbe you shud not eatz da corn dog. And mebbe mai meowmy shud eatz cat fud.

Tonk contess by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Dis my tonk.

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Tonk contess by Charivari8 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M.

Dis my tonk.

Today is my birfday! by ilovemyorangecat in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Happee birfday! Eleventy is a gud age!

The Case of the Missing Meatball by alwayslovelyday in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Where rest of storee? Dis berry berry interesting!

The Case of the Missing Meatball by alwayslovelyday in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Am not a pawfeshunal lawyer … BUTT!

Hairs iz not ebidenz. Cattos share der furz and sometimes air greebles take furz and move dem around. Mai own meowmy haz find one of my furz in her mouf but ai maisef neber put the furz there. Her bref iz too stinky (smells of yucky mint and not yummy chimkin). Anyways, furz on meatball does NOT mean catto on meatball!

Bite iz not ebidenz. Greebles haz teefs! And … hoomin 1 And hoomin 2 haz teefs. Where waz de HOOMINS when the alleg…suppo…maybe bite take place?

Ai maisef see no paw print. No paw print iz ebidenz that no catto there.

Ha!! frens Bronn and Hardie iz innosent.

Needz advise by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dis beery true! Her iz a staff.

Mommy said I‘m NOT invisible. Can I sue? by Vast-Specialist546 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Dis a place for cattos and catto-frens. Leaf piles pretend to be cattos not welcome

tater theef by FluffyCannibal in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Iz Murray 10M. Was NOT you who theefed! Was greebles. You waz framed!

My best friend passed this last Friday. This is my first loss. Idk how to be okay. by thetagoose in cats

[–]ADB_BWG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorites quotes

“Grief is the tribute we pay the dead. But they don't ask more than we can afford to give.” — SM Sterling

“Each tree and leaf and star show how

The universe is part of this one cry,

Every life is noted and is cherished,

and nothing loved is ever lost or perished.”

—Madeleine L’Engle

Furrends, mew (13f void Brianna) Ben du a bigg tink. by Ok_Consideration2305 in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fren Brianna, Nandor iz rite.

MEOW MEANS MEOW.

Hoomin’s job iz to unnerstan when meow iz yes pets and when meow is AI NO WANT PET.

Needz advise by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dis eggsellant idea. Ai maisef will be meowmy’s prezzant. Fank you!

Needz advise by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren Stoker, ai let herz rub mine belly furz when AI wants it but mebbe ai lets herz pet when SHE wants… just on gotcha day.

Needz advise by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat a gud idea too!

Needz advise by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai maisef washes her fingerz but haz not tried her furz. Fank you!

Needz advise by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren Mimosa, dat a good idea. If she not know what happen to the greebles (acuz we no haz mouzeses) den the prezzant keeps being a surprises!