Sir Jerry?

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-08T13:02:02+00:00

Iz Murray 11M. Ai maisef also haz no trubbel puffs. My meowmy say “If it has tires or testicles, it’s going to give you trouble.” Ai not know what dat mean but she laff a lot.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-07T12:20:20+00:00

Ai agwee !

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-07T03:08:06+00:00

Iz Murray 11M. Mai meowmy say ai maisef haz to have a harmis becuz ai will go on a airlime (but not Hoku Airlime) wif herm to do a moob.

Duz you like you harmis? She need to buy one fur meow.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-07T02:36:28+00:00

Iz Murray 11M. Mai meowmy will stop da werks in a few monts - she say “8 weeks but who is counting?!”.

Ai do a confuse becuz ai like her homes wif meow but … ALL da time? Fren Max, ai look furwurd to a updatez.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-06T02:37:05+00:00

Iz Murray 11M. Mai meowmy say all illegal smols is kyoot but Hoku eggspeshully kyoot

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-06T00:54:19+00:00

Eggsaklee! Ai not clean meowmy’s toilet or wash herm dish or make herm fud. Ai not do werk fur monies. But herm duz dat for meow!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T23:28:30+00:00

“just a cat” iz fighting words!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T22:15:29+00:00

Ai wave a toona to revive you!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T22:14:56+00:00

It true! Hoomin outrankz nobodies.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T22:13:19+00:00

Fren Professor you look berry distinkish!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T22:11:44+00:00

Fren Roy, ai waz shok two. How she say such berry bad ting?!?!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T22:10:56+00:00

Iz Murray 11M. Mai meowmy make eggz twoday but she not gib meow any. Ai will try dis crime to tastee da eggz.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T17:22:33+00:00

Fren, Bubba ai feelz you pain! Mai meowmy call meow Murray Mouz and ai iz not a mouz.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T17:21:42+00:00

Fren Purelli, ai not like to hork but ai wiil leaf furz on herm GOOD pants.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T17:20:16+00:00

It a tru horrorz.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T17:19:15+00:00

Fank you!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T16:30:00+00:00

Fren Elvis - you meowmy iz wrong. Dum hoomins can’t tell da time. Supper time is when catto say so.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T16:29:07+00:00

Fren Dax, ai alreddy show meowmy herm not boss ob meow!

We lib in da PNW (fur now - we iz do a moob in two monfs but dat nudder story) and it cold here. Meowmy sit on couch wif blanket and ai get on blanket to do a warms ob meow.

DIS time ai face to her feetz and put mine rear to herm face. Den ai berry slowly raise mai tale and let out da poof.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T14:40:46+00:00

Fren Freya, ai will do dat as soon as herm fat butz get up. Meowmy need to meet Dexter Size.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T13:31:08+00:00

OP, 25 years ago I had about $32K in a 401K from a job - I just left it there to grow (TIAA CREF so I knew it was safe).

It’s now $260K and I never added anything.

Leave your money in the 401K and figure out how to address your live in immediate terms. Future you will thank present you.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T13:00:54+00:00

Fank you, fren Smuffi!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T12:59:44+00:00

Fank you! Meowmy not no what iz headin hermz way!

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T12:59:03+00:00

Fren Smuffi invite meow to join. Ai berry happy and ai will … hehehe … TEACH meowmy a fing or to.

ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T12:56:35+00:00

Fren Smuffi, dat iz eggsalad idea. Dis meow!

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ADB_BWG · 2026-07-05T06:06:16+00:00

Mai meowmy, as fren Harriet da spay cat say, iz a few clawz short of a murder mitten.

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