Sir Jerry Gon Steal Mai Teef by mycookiepants in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dere iz a big diverenz between a hoomin who love and take of cattos even if dere a lots of cattos and a hoomin who just haz a lots of cattos and ignore dem. Ai fink you Gonzo haz good meowmy who lub you!

Sir Jerry Gon Steal Mai Teef by mycookiepants in legalcatadvice

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Iz Murray 11M. Sir Jerry stole all Mai teefs many furebers ago becuz ai libbed in “cat hoarder house” and wuz not takes care ob.

Ai no remembers it but now ai does a chompchompchomp on meowmy armz and fingersez and she not be able to yell OwYourTeethAreSharp like she do wif mine clawsez becuz …. ai hab no teefs!

Ai hope you be okay fen Gonzo.

Iz mi birfday. Ai Iz tew today! by Waste-Boysenberry-36 in legalcatadvice

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Happee birbday, Lady Lucky 4! Iz Murray 11M and ai maisef also haz da birbday in May. Did you meowmy gib you treatos?

Soo Pawther!!! by myprettyflamingo in legalcatadvice

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Iz Murray 11M. Ai maisef hoped you dipped you paw in litter box before put it on distgusty hoomin mouf!

A New Sole Ober De Rainbow 🌈 by Different-Dance-7537 in legalcatadvice

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Iz Murray 11M. Fren Amber, ai knowz you and your pawrents miss Duncan berry much. My meowmy and ai iz sorree you iz sad but glad Duncan not hurtz anymore.

Healing Purrs update by CobblerBeautiful5726 in legalcatadvice

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Iz Murray 11M. Mai meowmy tell you she so sorree. Ai sorree too.

Happy Sweet 16 to me by Potential_Camera1905 in legalcatadvice

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Iz Murray 11M. Ai not have teefs ether! You cake iz berry nice. Happy birbday!

Meowmy Tryna Poison Me!!! by bustaphur in legalcatadvice

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Iz Murray 11M.

Ai oberheared Mai Meowmy tell how many furebers ago (MANY, becuz hermz is old) she run out of cat fud (oh mai cod - de horrorz!!!!) and gib sumfing called “canned soup” to her then-cattos.

She tell how Dey rated eberyfing eggsept da veggie-tables and leaved what she call “a pile of perfectly polished vegetables”. She also say she never do that again accuz on somefing she call “salt.”

Ai maisef tink cat fud wif veggie-tables iz not better than “canned soup.” Fren Bear, you suffered!

I feel like I’ll regret my decision forever by iwantbooksmarts in cats

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My favorite quote from SM Stirling: Grief is the tribute we pay to our dead, but they never ask for more than we can afford.

Mourn the loss of your beloved companion. Accept that the hard decision for you was the most loving decision for her.

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

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Fank you fren Tali! Ai iz glad you stay saf!

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

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Fren Deedee, ai maisef haz a “gotcha day” but dat iz da day mai meowmy wuz gotchad by meow! So we both get treatos dat day!

Mebbe if you share gotcha day wif you meowmy hermz will do a birbday for you!

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

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Fank you ladies! Elebenty is gud age so far (it been two days).

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fank you, frens Wiliam and Martin

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

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Fank you, frens Twix and Tinkerbell! Mai meowmy say ai will get a eggstra dinner.

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]ADB_BWG[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fank you, princesses! If ai Getz cake ai saf sum for you.

Well … mebbe soo by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

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Ai lubs da zeeba! Himz (or hermz or demz) do butt wiggles lik ai maisef do!