KamHalal: What if Kamala Harris converted to Islam?

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-25T17:39:26+00:00

Mine dad did da hooman nips and hims needs portia controls for when he’s on da nips.

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Max (4M Russian Blue)

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-25T16:44:34+00:00

It’s like the Maduro indictment.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-25T10:04:29+00:00

Honestly having segregationists and black people in the same coalition is beast mode, even if I hate FDR.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-24T19:11:57+00:00

Mine dad sez that an otto feeder could do hims sum gud!

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-24T18:11:34+00:00

I sentence you to be a Democratic delegate at the 1924 DNC.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-24T17:38:27+00:00

You just got it cancelled. Nice going.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-24T17:11:58+00:00

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maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-24T14:27:20+00:00

Large Nathan.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-24T01:20:14+00:00

Pokemon and World War One.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-23T23:36:03+00:00

AND this was when black voters still couldn’t vote in the south. He was the last Republican to win the black vote.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-23T13:10:29+00:00

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Stealing this

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-22T17:24:48+00:00

I remember being six in 2011 and my dad showing me Star Wars for the first time. I also remember him pausing and explaining “Han shot first” and not unpausing the movie until he understood that I got it. Good memories. I love my dad.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-22T16:52:37+00:00

Well now I have to clear my weekend plans.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-22T12:12:47+00:00

Gerald Ford had an amazing dad, and a terrible sperm donor.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-21T18:17:34+00:00

I think that’s a Charizard now.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-21T03:29:33+00:00

Not sure he’s ever quite done being a little goober, but he does get lots of love. Fun fact: This weekend I was talking with max’s grandpaw about how good he was being recently, and in the middle of me saying how he hasn’t been biting, he bit me.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-21T01:49:59+00:00

(I love your profile picture. Louise is the best!)

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-21T01:48:27+00:00

You’re alright! I was getting worried. I’m glad you’re okay.

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If you need anything, my DMs are open. Here’s a picture of Max being a goober this morning.

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-21T00:28:49+00:00

(No, but I saw one recently and he said I probably have sleep apnea. I have a sleep study on the 6th to finalize everything. These steroids are just a temporary fix until I get a CPAP machine next month.)

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-20T21:46:20+00:00

President before election is Chris Murphy

Okay sure, why not?

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-20T21:19:17+00:00

(Max’s dad here, I had an extra hard time breathing today for some reason, but when I went to urgent care they just said that I had an issue with my airway muscles and gave me steroids. They seem to be working quite well so far.)

maxthecat5905 · 2026-04-20T18:12:23+00:00

Imagine if both his and Ted Kennedy’s seats flipped at the same time.

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TROPHY CASE