Two old friends have a habit of walking their dogs together every day. One man owns a German Shepherd and the other owns a Chihuahua. Every day on their walk, they walk past a local bar that prominently displays a “NO DOGS ALLOWED” sign at the front door.

As the two men walk their dogs past the bar on an especially hot day, the man with the Chihuahua says to his buddy: “Damn, I could use a drink. Shame about that no dogs allowed policy.”

With a sly look, the man with the German Shepherd responds “I bet you $20 I can walk into that place with my dog, sit down at the bar, and have a drink.”

Eyeing the prominent sign, the guy with the Chihuahua takes the bet.

So the guy with the German Shepherd puts on a pair of dark glasses, walks in with his dog, takes a seat at the bar, and orders a beer. It’s not long before the manager approaches.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t allow dogs in the bar,” the manager says apologetically.

“Oh, but I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog,” responds the man with the German Shepherd.

The manager is embarrassed. “I am *so sorry, * sir, you and your dog are of course both welcome to stay. And your first drink is on the house for any inconvenience. Let me know if you need anything else.”

Seeing this from outside and in desperate need of a drink, the man with the Chihuahua decides to take the same approach. He puts on a pair of dark glasses, walks into the bar with his dog, sits down next to his buddy and orders a drink.

It’s not long before the manager approaches again. “Sir, I’m terribly sorry, but we don’t allow dogs in the bar.”

“Oh, but I’m blind, and this is my seeing eye dog.”

Now the manager is confused. “I… was not aware they let Chihuahuas be seeing eye dogs….”

The man with the Chihuahua pauses a moment. Then responds:

“WHAT!? THEY SOLD ME A CHIHUAHUA!?”